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2:00am: LKH: Out-wanking Anne Rice since 2001
For the first time ever author Laurell K. Hamilton of the 'Anita Blake Vampire Hunter' series visits her official message board.

( And completely loses her shit. )

Resulting fan wankage can be found here and here.

6:09am: From a report from an ickle mousey on wank_report

Short, sweet and familar. Start in a slash comm (For Silent Hill, in this case.) Add a troll (Ashmodai) and a familiar query...

Let me ask a question.

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?!

For a major highlight, as well, check the mouse here suggesting another comm, and what follows.

4:11pm: LOTR+FanartistxWank=LOVE?
Fanartist wank is a thing of beauty. And what better fandom than the Lord of the Rings fandom to provide such wank? One Karadin wanks, and wanks hard, by snarking at one commenter who wonders why her sketches are so messy. The commenter gets insulted and snarks back. It goes downhill from there, and gets bah-leeted after awhile.

HOWEVER. This fanartist continues to wank all over the place, including her community, and several more times in her journal, insisting you can't critique a piece that isn't finished and generally thinking she's the martyr.

Choice wankiness:

"Frodo: *gets glass cleaner* Did you get another response from the art expert?

Karadin: No and will probably not, I deleted the comments and banned 'em. HA-HA!"

"Frodo: You snarked at someone's unsolicted commentary, and their first remark was to call you a filthy name. I don't see that they have any high ground to stand on after that."

"No one is right to offer a critique when it is not solicited"/"I don't invite comments on these works in progress as finished artworks - why? Cos they ain't done!"

[this F_Wer wants to know why you post them in the first place then. So in short, comment-whore?]

Also, apparently drawing bodies and faces with emotion is "emo" and she doesn't have to draw emotions because "it's not her style", according to the fanartist. Bonus includes bizarre conversations among herself, and "Elijah", "Frodo", and "Kevin". Oh, and "THEY R JUS JELUS AND STUPID" gets invoked.

10:42pm: A little Who wank
is it possible that people are spending 2 much time thinking about the sexuality of dr.who? its a TV program for fucks sake.

pet_lunatic does a good job trying to point out the stupidity (and grammar problems) in the original post.

_bio_hazard_ got warmed up over here.

Not very big, but amusing enough for a Wednesday night.

Edit: two more threads have popped up: I'm leaving this horrible sexy community!11 and Let's stop feeding the troll BY POSTING MORE THREADS.