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2:04pm: You only like a het pairing because you like your yaoi pairing over my het OTP!
This is truly bytesized wank as it's basically only a couple of comments but I thought I'd post it anyway since Death Note wank is so rare and precious.

( Matsuda/Sayu supporters make Mello the gayest man ever OMG! )

3:57pm: Veronica Mars, Warnings, and Slash ZOMG!
Some new wank about to explode over on veronicamarsfic. The Mod makes a post requesting that people take better care in labelling their fics so that readers can avoid subjects they don't want to read about.

The WTFness immediately starts when co-mod honeymink equates a simple slash warning with "providing a service to homophobics."

Enjoy.

10:35pm: Since we're in need of some fun wank, an IMDB thread wank. This is not my first wank, so don't fuck with me. :P

For those of you who've yet to see "The Day After Tomorrow,"it's a basic disaster flick based on the premise that the earth suddenly and catastrophically enters into a new Ice Age thanks to global warming. And make no mistake -- when I say suddenly, I mean before Letterman makes his first totally-unfunny joke tonight. As disaster flicks go, it's pretty farfetched, with New York City being swamped and civilizations being razed left and right by sudden natural disasters.

( Did it really happen, Auntie Em? )

Shallow, but much more entertaining than endless metawank.

10:55pm: "I love Kingdom Hearts shota porn--BUT HERS MAKES ME SICK!"
[[NOTE: In order to actually view the porn pictures (or anything else marked 'mature viewers only') on y!gallery, you must create and log in to a y! account. You have to be eighteen, but... this is JF, so that part shouldn't be a problem.)]]

y!gallery arose from the ashes of SheezyArt's adult policy, which in its turn arose from the ashes of deviantART's crackdown on yaoi art, which... oh, you get the idea. Basically, y!gallery is about the yaoi. Well, also the naked men, and the clothed men, and the pinups, and and and... but let's go with yaoi.

In this corner, we have Yaoi Goddess KeaLe [NSFW]. KeaLe's passion is Kingdom Hearts. She loves Kingdom Hearts shota porn, and she loves it a lot. Her y!gallery gallery is full of a blushing weeping Sora having sex (sometimes with Riku and sometimes with her own shota boy KeaLe), Sora crossdressing, Sora crossdressing and having sex, Riku getting spanked on his bare butt, Riku getting molested by tentacles, and so on.

In this corner, we have Jidane [also NSFW]! Jidane's passion is also Kingdom Hearts. She also loves Kingdom Hearts shota porn, and she also loves it a lot. Her y!gallery gallery is full of... vore! (Also piercings. Also nagas. Sometimes naga vore. Sometimes pierced naga vore.) That's right, Jidane loves the very same game that KeaLe does, but she loves it in a much gorier way.

(I edit the entry to add here that 'vore' is basically a sexual kink that involves one character eating another. So be careful with that.)

To make a long story short, Jidane joins y!gallery a month or so after Yaoi Goddess KeaLe does, and Yaoi Goddess KeaLe completely flips her shit.

( The text, in case it gets deleted: )

( Also, her current y!gallery profile: )

Despite much commiseration from other y!gallery subscribers, she does leave for a while. Eleven days later, she comes back, and has just a bit more to say on the subject. The comments on this one get amusing as someone attempts to reason with KeaLe and KeaLe emphatically restates her position.

( The text: )

Jidane responds to all this by... either ignoring it or not noticing it. Someone (or, should I say, 'somesock') named 'Rainshi' attempts to call Jidane out by leaving sad little comments about Jidane 'hating' Sora on the front page of her gallery (and also on this NSFW vore image), but Jidane seems unfazed.

Meanwhile, life goes on as usual at y!gallery: full of naked men having sex with each other.