Mock. Mockmockmock. Mockity-mock-mock

4:14am: And then, bitches attack.
Small snippet to a long story that's hidden behind numerous flocked journals and private AIM conversations. Basically, in an RPS community dedicated to incest in the Jrock Band Pierrot, the OP, her friend gentou_kikai, and the mod, real_at_night, aka shizuka_kyoshi used to be friends. Shit went down, they all got at each other's throats, and now the OP and her friend want the mod to remove all her work from said community.

How do I know this? Well, instead of contacting the mod in private and all that, they post in the community TO AIR OUT THEIR EVERY GRIEVANCE. Some people try to mediate, others mention that this post is bs (and promptly get the 'stay the fuck out of this, U DUN KNO ME' treament), and the Mod herself makes an appearance to tell them both off.

Dear God, if you're out there, please smite my small and unbelievably wanky fucking fandom. I don't even like it anymore.

EDIT: I didn't realize that an AIM s/n was put up until after the post, so I'm going to ask you nicely ONCE to not troll on it, okay? Remember, point and mock, not troll. (I am still sort of a friend of the mod and these two are vindictive to a fault.)

7:02am: Suck-Up Pern Miniwank Guaranteed to Grow
Actually having been mentioned in i_wank before, we have a wizard of an idiot-filled Pern MUSH, named Mynti. (Also named Jazmyn, occasionally.)

We have PernMU* Discussion Forum poster tehtwink, who has always been very, very fond of making scathing, insulting posts about Mynti. One may assume that like most of the population of the board, she really doesn't like this woman.

Until suddenly all of this changes, and Twink makes a suckup post about Mynti.

Well, go figure. Schmitt and bee have the right idea when all they have to say are ellipses. KarmaBum makes a pointed statement about something Twink accused her of that's absolutely untrue.

Mayhem says, charismatically (and likely correctly), It's all nice and dandy that you're publicly apologizing and everything... but honestly, I smell some shit-opinions here. Either that or Search for a place is coming up and you desperately want to redeem yourself... ah, but yeah.

And AgentSmith is of the absolute correct opinion when she says Oh god. Did she buy you a pony or something? Seriously - nobody cares.

The rest of the thread? Well, it explains itself. KarmaBum points out things the OP has said about Mynti that are less-than-flattering. Neva and Rue defend some of the people of the game but knock Mynti herself, and the growing wank continues ...

First person to make 'tent peg' comment may just win prize.

7:34pm: A troll has been trolled. How... bizarre.
bitchoftheday was just a run-of-the-mill, not-worth-reporting troll until she got trolled and RP characters started commenting on her journal.

Then, things get both extremely wanky and just plain bizarre.

8:52pm: Litttle Dark Crystal Wank
So a sequel has been announced for the very popular Dark Crystal movie.

Over on Muppet Central forums, lowercasegods objects to the tampering with perfection. Cos apparently, you can't critique the fuhrer Henson's puppets on a Muppetboard.

It continues on the following page as well.

Golden Quote: fast production = Brian Henson hate.