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3:06am: Yet Another Serebii Gender Wank
It really is the Wankiest Place On Earth...

Anyway, Pop asks the age-old question, "Is Ash's Pikachu a male or female?".

At the mention of the 'chu's supposed crush on Misty, the thread explodes into a mess of homophobia. Now I don't know about you, but once they start crossing *species* lines, I don't think the genders matter so much.

5:37am: Can we NOT act like children? ~blinks innocently~
There is this rather small but fun fantasy Roleplaying Multi-User Dungeon(MUD) called Cities of M'dhoria. Some Imms (short for Immortals which means staff on a MUD) were complaining about some Roleplay done by the player-base but somehow everthing seem fine and handily resolved until... Lo and behold, players suddenly get this message as they logged on the 13th(as close as my memory serves): "M'dhoria is closing on Sunday, May 15. Say your goodbyes". From information gathered on the grapevine, it seemed that Verayes and Marrius basically told off the creator Sativa in the board about his vision for the game. Sativa threw tantrums and decided to delete the entire thing (Sadly, the first to go was the board so I have no copy of this). Then in a span of a few hours another announcement came on, the game will not go down but the reason is now announced to all and sundry by another mod by the name of Graven:

( Sheeesh, All this fuss about people behaving like children...how ironic... )

( Oh )

In their defense, this is the first time I've seen the CoM Imms become wanky, they're usually a most boringly adult bunch of mods I'd ever seen even when the player-base has gone wanking on more than one occasion. I'm glad that sanity has returned in time to save the game.

8:56pm: A Veritable Zoo of Console Wank!
The RPGClassics forums are pretty slow by LJ standards, but this wank grew pretty fast over the course of a few days, and is still growing.

The OP, Mr. Saturn, starts off with an open letter to Nintendo and Microsoft telling them to join forces because Sony is teh evol!

Highlights:

OMG, 2D is banned! Sony is keeping the third party developers down!

And then there's this whole side wank with a "Shinobi vs. Ninja Gaiden" argument, for no apparent reason.

Sony: They're like Nazis, in a way.

Obligatory statistics post!

"I'm won't buy a Gameboy because I'm too old and the meen girlz people will make fun of me."

The rest is a bit tl;dr, but still full of good wank.