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12:53pm: Are You Ready To Get Pumped! Ninjas!!!!!!!!
Realultimatepower.net is a page about ninjas. It's also a parody of pathetic fan pages made by teenage boys, and imho a funny one. It begins off Hi, this site is all about ninjas. REAL NINJAS. This site is awesome. and goes downhill from there. Read and enjoy for yourself.

But, as usual, some people don’t get it’s a joke.

( In Which Many People Gripe, a Single Mother’s Children are Destroyed by Reading the Ninja Website, and a Real Ninja Threatens to Kill Ninja Site Guy For Disgracing the Sacred Traditions of the Ninja )

3:13pm: IMDB + Teh Gay = Inevitable Wank
Copied from wank_report:

You guys remember that gay Star Trek character wank? Battlestar Galactica's got it, too.

Featuring:
- A "cure"?
- Pedophilia and necrophilia
- Interior decorating
- Isn't Lt. Gaeta, like, in love with Baltar, or something?
- C-3P0
- 90210 in space!

I find this amusing, considering the amount of Starbuck/Apollo slash you can find for the original series.

8:39pm: The science fiction genre stole my script!
This is so amazingly funny I want to cry. The Stupid burns as it never has before.

Sophia Stewart, author of the failed 1981 movie script The Third Eye, claims that her script was stolen as it passed through the Fox studios slushpile and was plagiarised by The Matrix, The Terminator, and their sequels.

Among her charges:

• The Matrix stole her idea of black superheroes. White men would never have black people in major roles!
• "I'll be back" was her line first.
• Christ allegories in sci-fi? Hers. All hers.

For more evidence of her total genius, see her webpage.

Of course, she's not alone in this struggle! "Secretly all of Hollywood is behind me," she says. "They want to bring the studios down. They know about these thefts."

9:13pm: Loli-wank
Over on Anime News Network, they post an article about how Japan is thinking about expanding its child porn laws to include animated child porn . In the forum, two sides wank back and forth.

Freedom of speech, "lolicon promotes child abuse", lolicon != real child rape, statistics, morals, CAPSLOCK, definitions, accusations of people being close-minded/crazy/blind/fascist, and mention of Nazis are all here in these eight pages.

If you don't want to go through everything, I would start on page 4 with this quote:

Why is this even being discussed? Why in Gods name would anyone even think of defending loli just cause it's anime. You people are sick. Anyone who defends loli or watches loli needs to go to jail.