Mock. Mockmockmock. Mockity-mock-mock

6:34am: How dare ponies not look like what I want!
Yup, Pony wank at the MLPTP. WARNING: Spyware abounds on the EZboards.

AppleJackOnBrodwy: Oh, the new ponies don't look like the old ponies! I'm upset!

And, predictably, there is wank. Ranging from "why must people bitch about goddamn ponies!" to "omg it's the collectors' fault, they complained about the non molded wings" to "What is with this obsession to remake lumpy old 80's ponies who were not superwonderful?" to "Please, you haven't seen hate till you've seen what happened back in my day with G2 that we had to walk uphill bothways in the snow to buy at one general store and none of the ponies had any shoes."

12:58pm: It's not plagiarism if I say isn't!
Small but tasty.

A Call goes out to SasuNaru fans: Two popular fics have been stolen!

The fans retaliate! And the author removes and learns.

Or does she? Again, "Siral Falling" is posted. This is the new profile (spacing maintained):

So that every one knowsthese storysdo not belong to me I am just puttingthese storyson ff.net then send the review’s to the real story’s writer.

The Fans are not Amused

7:15pm: Fanficrants seems to be on a roll this week...
I got this from an anonymouse on wank_report.

The OP posts a nonsensical fanfic for sporking and iaml continues some wank from an earlier post (anonymouse, if you're reading this, post the backstory in wank_report if you've got it, and I'll update).

The mousey's comment pretty much sums it up:

"You post too much, and then you deleted my comments.....YOUR ICONS ARE UGLY!!!!!111!!eleven!"

It was just posted today, and since this is fanficrants, it'll grow. It hasn't wandered into the realm of tl;dr yet, so it's a must read. Enjoy.

Edit: Err, this was posted yesterday. I'm terrible about time keeping >