Mock. Mockmockmock. Mockity-mock-mock

2:06pm: It's an old wank, but still amusing...
With a LJ comm named anti_porn, Wank is just waiting to happen...

artistiqua whines YET AGAIN about how hentai is degrading to women...

( OMG I AM WOMYN HEAR ME RAWR ABUT HOW PR0N IS BAD! )

Then, raincloudboy asks about yaoi... And this is the answer.

( I like the gay guys in the closet, thank you )

And raincloudboy makes The Question From Hell: Are you Anti Gay? Then hollow_angel butts in...

( Bitch Fight Round 1 )

A shame it didn't keep going. But since replies aren't frozen... oh well.

4:34pm: rec.arts.drwho wank!
Oh noes! The homosexuals are taking over teatime television!

In the latest episode of Doctor Who, Captain Jack all but comes out of the closet. The Doctor and Rose are markedly unconcerned over this fact, thus making it "okay" to be a gay omnisexual. And there are accusations of gaydom thrown from one character to another. Whatever shall we do? THINK OF THE CHILDRUUUN!

http://groups-beta.google.com/group/rec.arts.drwho/browse_thread/thread/876f8dafedc3fb9f/774948d2c6ed42a0#774948d2c6ed42a0

FairPlay foams at the mouth in a thread titled "Humiliated Homosexual Apologists Sign In Here:" From day 1 I suspected his (Russell T. Davis) motivations were to take a mainstream Childs programme and hijack it to use as a vehicle to promote his own homosexual agenda. There is absolutely no doubt about it now. My concerns have been justified in spades. The apologists who have made vile personal attacks on myself now have nowhere to go. I have been explicitly vindicated. You are definitive losers. There is no longer any need for me to post on shit DW newgroups inhabited by faggots, juveniles and obsessed fanboys.

And legions of fans on rec.arts.drwho held their collective breath and crossed their fingers in hope that FairPlay was, indeed, leaving their ranks. FOR-EV-ER. Alas, it was not to be.

Robert Moir shares his thoughts about the gay accusation scene: Everyone thought the wife had an "arrangement"; the implication was it was sexual. It was actually her husband who had the arrangement; possibly sexual possibly not.

808 sneers: "Messing about with" is a pretty standard euphemism. If you want to argue that it's appropriate then fine, I don't really have a strong opinion either way, but don't insult the intelligence of everyone on this group by claiming that the implication was anything other than sexual.

The Bronze adds: I agree the 'gay' reading of the line is totally valid. But it's not the only one.

Dude. It totally is.

Slitheen edumacates us all.

And thus The Bronze comes up with a nifty new idea for a new Gay-Agenda-Approved Doctor Who episode: Perhaps RTD should write a story in which the Doctor and Rose go to a planet where there are indeed no gays - and see how crippled and primitive its arts and culture and forum of ideas would be!

Finally! A voice of reason!

Don't be gay, Sparky! Don't be gay!

Thankfully, Slitheen pipes up to observe how "annoyingly obvious" we heteros are.

Best WTF moment for me so far: "There was a joke about Peri standing on the Doctor's penis." Heh. We eventually get the whole story.

Also: RTD needs a wife. LOL! Oh, Doctor! You so crazy!

Finally, FairPlay calls us out for the "muppets" we gay-loving DW fans truly are: Its pornographic because clearly it is tutrning the scriptwriters on that not only can they get away with doing it, they can also get muppets like you to excuse it.

Oh noes! The Homo Lobby strikes again!

Be gay and get extra from your butcher!

And on and on it goes, without end. It only proves that FairPlay is a drama queen with a deep-seated desire to be ridiculed and ritually caned in public, preferably by a gang of gays.

6:46pm: "THE ONLY THING FLAMING HERE IS SUBLUNARY AMIRITE?"
[**DISCLAIMER** for the gentle reader: the links are NOT WORK SAFE. And may contain references to TEH BUTTZECHS. Okay.]

Oh look, Sublunary wank. *yawn*
BUT WAIT! Sublunary is in no way new to hardcore wank but I thought this might be extra shiny and SPESHUL because somebody actually went through the trouble to post past Sublunary comics complete with CRITIQUE PASTEDE ON YEY in 4Chan's /y/ section. The shining jewel of this wank crown might be the first one comparing a background purloined from somewhere else and filtered in Photoshop. LOLZ.

Naturally, things hit the lowest common denominator really damn quick.

There are 90+ comments, alternating from the surprisingly articulate to completely asstarded! Something for everyone!

Unfortunately I don't think you can link to individual comments.

There's the usual array of
•OMG let's see YOU draw a webcomic! comments
•ur oppressing a budding talent! comments
•don't like, don't READ! aka dl;dr
•the sheer tackiness of snagging and photoshopping someone else's art is pointed out.
•the fact that if you post something on teh internets, it is open to public ridicule is pointed out.
•Sublinary is called "amazingly shitty", with a nonsensical plot, cardboard characters
Especially if it's an amazingly shitty webcomic with horrific art, characters "only distinguishable by their hair color" , "a completely nonsensical plot" and of utilizing every cliché in the yaoi fandom.

Age for truth!
"The thing with most professional anime is that the animators :already: know the rules of anatomy. The same goes for Disney animators, if you ever see their portfolios. Don't compare them to Sublunary. There's a difference between familiarity with anatomy and exaggerating based on basic rules, and an obvious lack of knowledge, which is Sublunary's case."
OHH SNAP!

So in short, we have
•Photoshop RAEP of someone else's work
•mockery of the rabid Sublunary fanbase
•That "How to Draw Manga" series gets a mention
•Someone compares this tripe to PICASSO?! I think
•Oh yes, and someone mentions F_W's past obsevations on the Sublunary sploodge factor.[which I looked in past entries and I can't find it! *le wah!!*]

OH WAIT here's a BONUS thread.
Yeah, that's all I've got. Tootles!

[EDIT]: The thread in question is GONE, pushed off by pr0n! Boo hoo. OH WELL.
[EDIT#2}: Oops. WTF?
Try this link instead:
http://photobucket.com/albums/y283/subwankery1/ (link supplied by kalindi - thanks!)

Also, as noted by yadda and kalindi, the wank, it lives on:
http://img.4chan.org/y/res/40697.html -- yet again in /y/ (remember: SO not work safe!)

[EDIT#3]: Here is the preserved thread sans images:
http://www.plastinated.com/woot/subl-wankage.html
None of the links work but I think you get the idea.

Enjoy the lulz.

7:10pm: I <3 EQ2
Hi, it's Kalypsi! Thanks again to SuperTetris for posting this. ^^

Since the moment when the graphics for character models on EQ2 were released, people have been cranky about them. A while ago, Sony decided to give Korea the option of having a different set of models, which are referred to as the SOGA models, for the Asian EQ2 release. People have been yelling ever since. Moorgard has announced that the USA players will get the SOGA model option as well, so I expect the yelling to be constant for a while...

( Everwank 2 )