Mock. Mockmockmock. Mockity-mock-mock

11:34am: Remember that crazyfun oselle wank not more than a few short days ago? Of course you do, who could forget. (note: if forgetfulness has occured, one short burst of link clicking is your memory loss remedy.)

Well she's back with a vengence after some naughty mouse (seriously kids, don't do it) links her to the FW post. oselle chose not to click the link citing wank as "dull", but does not view it as beneath her to comment heavily on the wanks supposed contents.

Despite esorlehcar chastising the mousie oselle responds with some quite hurtful words:

But I will say that if the entire essay is posted there, even when esorlehcar repeatedly said she wouldn't do so, then she is a liar on top of being a careless reader and a wank-obsessed character asassin. If it was posted by someone else, then they no doubt got the text from her, so she is still a liar. This should not surprise me, since she started off THIS post by saying that she wouldn't provide the link to my LJ -- which she then promptly offered up when asked. This kind of sleazy and dishonest behavior usually leads to people getting wanked, but apparently not when a wanker is doing it. Then it is perfectly acceptable. Would it be wanky of me to suggest that people in fandom should question these contradictions? I suppose it would. [*]

After replying several more times oselle ends her last comment with:

If you want to respond to this so that you can prove to the folks here that you got the last word in, then you go right ahead. But it won't be a real response – I won't read it, just as I won't read one word of whatever is going on at fandom_wank. If I so much as see your name appear in my in-box, I will delete the message without opening it. So I advise you not to waste your time with any sort of response.

But "getting the last word in" is apparently not enough! oselle then makes another post in her LJ and the fun just never stops.

eta: Oh, oops, one slightly mocking comment seems to have dragged me fully into this wank and now I'm fapping away like the best of them. To i_wank slink I, for the appropriate kinky beatings.

7:37pm: Animorphs Wank
Quick, but sweet Animorphs wank.

It begins when an excited fan discovers our little corner of the web, and excitedly posts about their opinions on the death of a main character. An important thing to note is that said character died fouryears ago, when the series ended. Four years ago today, actually.

Teh fans are angry at the lack of cut. Very angry.

Some fun quotes include...

No. Tact can be your friend.
(and if you answered yes, then you are an inconsiderate dumbfuck, so nevermind, you aren't listening anyway.)

Spoilers bitch, spoilers. What the fuck. pull this post.</i? Small, again, but funny none the less. Holy overrecations, batman!

7:47pm: On rabidfanssuck, plastic_angel decides to inform everybody that adding an honourific to your internet name is teh stoopid.

Always.

No matter what.

And his capslock is fine, thank you.

EDIT: The wank spreads here and here.

9:06pm: brief X wank
This one's small but precious, much like the entire fandom.

Over on togakushishrine, ariss_tenoh poses a question: what to call her Harry Potter/Tokyo Babylon crossover fic? A few innocent suggestions are offered up, and then choffman weighs in with, "Actually, to be honest I think I have to kill you at the very mention of such blasphemy."

The wank continues on to feature classic moments such as what you can and can't write for X fanfiction, choffman being like the KKK really, and skuldchan's animated GIFs.

ETA: And unfortunately, the threads at togakushishrine are now frozen.

10:49pm: For the love of Jakotsu's wang...
fanficrants is at it again!

This time, hanyou_yoake posts a rant that has nothing to do with fanfiction.

It also ends with this lovely note: (the rant was) Inspired by the fact that Viz Made Jakotsu from Inuyasha a Woman.

People wank, typos on the Adult Swim episode previews are made...

Darth_Snuggles tries the logic approach, but we all know how that will end.

And it gets even better when hanyou_yoake says the following:

I seriously hope you guys shot my little sister (cyperspace wise). I forgot that I had left my computer running and she and a friend had just seen the episode I taped on saturday and well, they freaked out and posted on here.

Once again, I apologize for the eternal stupidity that is my family. I will now go install a block against it, or...log out or something.

Remember, kids, if you start a wank, blame it on the siblings! *thumbs up*

The whole "Jakotsu is FEMALE OMG!" was posted in hanyou_yoake's journal, but there was no comment of the "my sister did it!" excuse. *coughs* VERY convincing, hanyou_yoake!

Now I really can't wait for the rants that follow AFTER we see Jakotsu for more than five minutes. *rolls eyes*

Edit: hanyou_yoake blames the post in her journal on her "sister" now, but she still hasn't deleted or done anything about the offending posts.

Smells like a big, fat case of "OMG cover your ass with a quick lie!".