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12:13am: first wank
Mark me unsurprised at finding troll wank the day after Johnny Depp's birthday at the picture community depp_daily.

stopmybreath posts in standard troll style.

you are all insane. and obv I am a troll, retarded, stupid, narrow minded, stubborn, etc etc.


yes we all know Johnny turned 42.
but the real question on everyone's mind is who has any pictures of Johnny's johnny.

PLZ POST THEM IN THIS THREAD.

I have watched the majority of his movies, and the rest are in my netflix queue, but I have yet to see it.

SO IF ANYONE HAS HIS DICK DON'T BE AFRAID TO SHARE.

thanks.

Oh, and we can't forget this bit:

ALSO;
anyone who claims to not want to see it, obv they're lying.

The replies in the comments are pretty normal at first. Most just tell her that He's never done a full frontal, to which the troll replies yes but SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE has to have a picture.

Then the comments get good.

crazed_llamas who posted one of the first comments would like to come back for seconds with the obligatory Obviously youre NOT a real fan of his because im sure, if you really liked him, his work, and NOTICED A THING OR TWO THAT HE HAS SAID IN THE PAST, you'd understand that he is a DEEPLY private person and would never, for the the life of him, pose naked.

& I really like when they add that He wouldnt even walk out to get his mail in boxers or such. Hmm...

Anyway, that comment just spews a load of other comments to make this wank really get going.

It's fairly small but It is growing as I type and I found it amusing so check it out before it gets deleted like all troll wanks inevitably are.

Edited: Everything I wrote was not even half as good as what's up there now. Go look.

Edit2: It was deleted but I saved the page here. It should work but if not *shrugs* you missed out.

Edit3: Link 2

6:11pm: Posting this at the request of a friend without a JF account...


What's the best way for a stalker to get near a celebrity in the Buffy fandom? Easy: run your own convention!

So someone starts an anonymous LiveJournal (con_dom_wank) and claims:

This Editorial LJ was created so that there would be an open forum available for dialogue opportunity. A number of people have felt over the years that it was important for members of the Fandom of Whedonverse to be able to share the information we've accumulated about our experiences--the good AND bad!

It then posts snarky reviews of upcoming conventions, and a few anonymous folks come out of the woodwork to bitch about negative convention experiences. But then con_dom_wank posts an entry on the upcoming Alternate Universe Convention, and wank explodes. 271 posts and counting, and it seems that damn near everyone who's ever attended a Whedonverse convention has dropped by fan the flames.