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12:27am: Pete Doherty; lost poet maverick non-tourist of his generation!
Over at the libertines.org forum, it usually isn't a great idea to wander in and post 'X is so much more talented than Pete!' as your first post.

Geoffrey Archer decides to do exactly that, however, announcing 'Patrick Wolf is far more deserving of your fanaticism than Peter!'.

A thread featuring such gems as "when have nme ever called peter a "tragic genius" or the next cobain/hendrix? i dont think they ever have." and this personal favourite of mine:

"Wolf is good. Like the album, seen him live. I'm from cornwall, we need someone to talk to us, someone who redeems us and our land. We have to break through, someone counter the level of cultural misrepresentation experienced by Dubllin pre-Joyce, Glasgow pre-Alasdair Gray and James Kelman and the rest of the post colonial world pre-their artists of cultural redemption/resistance. This is serious stuff. Look what Soyinka did for Nigeria. We need imaginitve life for Cornwall, for all. I like Patrick Wolf but his music is riven with all the oppresive cliches of a day tripper. Never be a tourist. From the moment he threw himself into eternity Pete Doherty banned himself from tourism."

2:27am: He's baa-aack...
Do we remember Loneronin, hater of Japanese screenames?

Well he's back and he's spamming the rabidfanssuck comm.

In this post: http://www.livejournal.com/community/rabidfanssuck/100981.html
he rolls out his somewhat lame ideas for tee-shirts and informs fans that crying over sad scenes and drooling over characters isn't allowed.

Or here: http://www.livejournal.com/community/rabidfanssuck/89031.html
where he informs us that fat people can't play DDR and only pretty people should cosplay.

Last but not least: http://www.livejournal.com/community/rabidfanssuck/92275.html

Where he asks: Ok, maybe it's just me, but it's been bugging me for a while.

What is the allure of writing fan fics? And "pairing" that's not part of the show/game/comic?

I am seriously befuddled and a little offended by the very practice.

Enjoy!

{Thanks to Zannechaos and beccastareyes for the links}


ETA:The posts have been deleted.

ETA 3 2 The lovely Ladybirdsleeps has uploaded the posts, you can find the links in the comments.

5:56pm: Oh Suikoden Fandom, You May Be Small But You Wank BIG!
So it's more of the grudge-ranting that goes on with this bunch of RPG fans over in Fanficrants

This time, swift_wind complains that a certain well liked fic just steals the game's plot and that s/h/it hates it when THAT happens.

Turns out the fic being ranted about was written by none other than karthur who just brings the wank. Of course, karthur's pals and readers rush to his rescue.

EDIT And what the fuck is up with this "authoress" shit?