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10:51am: It's All Kinds of Crazy
I blame F_W for getting me involved in BPAL. In the plus column, the perfume masks the scent of doritos quite nicely, and just yesterday my LJ flist exploded in sploogy glory.

I almost don't know where to start with this one because it gets so convoluted. (Not to mention entries being deleted left and right.) It starts with an LJ sale between wildchild4006 and elusis. Things go swimmingly until elusis realizes she was not sent the perfume she paid for.

Original queries into why she was sent a catalogue perfume, Absinthe, instead of the LE, Dead Man's Hand, could be found here...until of course wildchild4006 deleted them. Now the thread contains accusations of "diluting", reselling perfume for a profit (a big no-no on BPAL), and long incomprehensible "Oh Poor Me" posts by the accused wildchild4006.

Highlights include:
( I've been called a whore, a pimp, a lazy so and so..and let me tell you how my knees got ripped out.. )

( to listen to you and the other two rant was really a download on my heart )

For reasons unknown elusis doesn't want to let it go at that and posts a follow up this morning. Watch that space for more wanky goodness.

*goes back to trying out Spooky...why do I smell like Malibu Rum in this?*

Update: The crazy was too crazy...And too deleted. Corrections from someone in the know:

Hmm... looks like they got the story a bit mixed up, not that I can blame them since wildchild4006 deleted the *original* post o' drama entirely. The follow-up which F_W sees as the "original" was WC's shameless attempt to flog her sale further, having deleted the evidence of mass unrest, but the discussion from the original deleted post simply continued there. elusis really isn't to blame for the wankage, nor is she a major part of it -- just one of many who are appalled, except that she happens also to need to recoup some money that this cheat cost her, as wildchild4006 had *also* deleted all comments from a *previous* and entirely unrelated sale thread in which elusis purchased some imps.

11:30am: FMA wank returns!
( I've been having a blast observing this grow, it's about time to share. )

10:14pm: FMA, you may try, but you still got nothin' on Harry Potter!
This is all from the mousies at wank_report, with a little more detail from me because, hey, I loves the detail.

Potter_cliche is an LJ comm devoted to, you guessed it, complaining about Harry Potter fic cliches.

A post about Lucius Malfoy is made. There are some pointed remarks about "Lucius fangirls" in the comments.

Lucius fan ataniell93 complains about it in a post. Her post is BAHLEETED, but she reproduces the full text here.

The mod then explains the Proper Way to Complain. (There's a good deal of spooge in the comments.)

Ataniell notes the deletion on her own LJ.

Is there more? Of course there's more!

Junediamanti complains about having to deal with wank in her own journal, and vents about the situation on another person's journal, calling the whole thing a personal vendetta (which hey, it may be-- who's got background info? Anyone? Bueller?)