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5:23am: Irony much, love?
Greetings! I bring a little wank love from the GodAwful FanFiction board. The title of the thread is:

ENOUGH of the slash versus het threads! *rant*

As Chainsawmidget pointed out to the original poster ouchthathurt:

So, you're tired of seeing threads on the topic, so you make a new and rather conforntation thread about the topic.

I think you may not have thought this though completely, ouch.

Then some people start pouring in to express their sentiments as usual, ho-hum.

2:17pm: My Modus Operandi is Wank
So Shinichiro Watanabe's (creator of the lovely Cowboy Bebop) latest series is Samurai Champloo, a 26-episode anime series blending hip-hop and samurai swordfighting to come up with a hip little anachronistic show that is now airing on Cartoon Network's Adult Swim. Countdown to wank in 5...4...3...

donquixote_ establishes two livejournal communities, champlooyaoi, and champloo_yaoi. Wow, what a dedicated fan, right?

Of course not! The two communities were both taken for their names, "before the stupid fangirls got their mitts on it". donquixote_ then posts a rant in each about how yaoi fangirls are delusional for seeing yaoi between the two main male characters. But it's okay for her to think that, as we find out that donquixote_ is bi! (And defends her point by saying that slashing straight characters is hurting the gay movement.)

More entertainment is found at champloo_yaoi over champlooyaoi. It's the underscore that makes all the difference, baby.

Wank is teensy, like our fandom. Awww.

=^..^=

*For the record, I find Champloo yaoi to be totally unbelievable, but not as unbelievable as creating a community to deter yaoi fans. For those of you looking for real snarky samurai yaoi, head to champloo_is_gay.

4:16pm: Short but oh so very sweet
So, Kunicon is actually a series of anime conventions started up by a for-profit company with the purpose of doing several anime cons a year in different cities across the US of A. The past Kunicons, starting in Miami, engendered a lot of complaints from congoers, but their most recent con, in Denver, seems to have gotten the most severe complaints yet.
The head of Kunicon, "Manny" (Moadib), has never reacted in what one might call a mature fashion to bad reviews in the past, and BOY HOWDY is this no exception. Not only does he make anonymous sockpuppety claims that the con was great and "that Manny guy sure is swell!", he then (and this is the icing on the cake for me) insists that wasn't him at all, but somebody "stealing" his login name!! OH NOES IDENTITY THEIFFT!!!
Manny has done many wanky things this past year in the name of Kunicon, but this is, so far, the funniest.

7:46pm: Underwater Wank!
Am updating this, bear with me for a second here please.

http://www.godawful.net/forums/viewtopic.php?t=16010&start=0

EDIT: Resposted. Thanks Wank Prophet. :)