2:05am: Love, Sweet Love
I just wanted to say that I just found out about this, and I totally love what you guys have done with the place! I've not been around much lately, but that's because F_W**k was becoming too negative and bitter for my new, positive outlook on life.

So I just wanted to apologize to Usagi_Kou for saying you were crazy and stuff. After having immersed myself in three months' worth of Wedding Peach, I so totally see where you were coming from now. Starting next month, my name will officially, legally be Momoko - you were right all along, Usa-chan! ^^V

Waaaaaah, everyone I want hugs now! Hugs! Oh, and everyone should go and read campfuckudie, because it's so full of love and stuff!

I love you all! Now who wants gummies?

2:33am: You guys take your dystopic, rancid feel goody goody niceness and shove it where the sun don't shine!

ATTICA, ATTICA!

*goes and buys an actual diary with smooth creamy paper and sits out of sight, writing vicious hate-filled screeds about how much FL and wankers suck and wondering where the funny went*

3:54am: Dear Countess Justine Baker.

I am so sorry that I ever doubted your words. Of course you are the great great great (etcetcetc) daughter of Alexander, and niece of Marylin Monroe, and I'm sorry I don't remember all your marvelous linage, but you were right. My comments about you were hateful, and the way I mocked... I was such an awful person. But now I've seen the truth and light! I'm also going to start searching for my linage (I'm quite sure Pocahontas is on it, and maybe we share family! This is my deepest wish)

I'll be anxiously waiting for your next role as Vixen, or Prostitute or Uncredited, and I'll be there, clapping for you because you... you are of royalty.

Hoping you can forgive my previous mean and w**ky self, forever your fan.

Kali Cephirot.

7:41am: LOVE LOVE LOVE!
I'd just like to take this time out to apologize to shadowsider.

I'm sorry I wanked you, and it's perfectly fine if you work in a goth club.

Bartending.

In the dark.


If you ever need a 100 watt light bulb to see, you've got a friend.

Right here.

Ready to screw it in. ♥

9:59am: I would like to take this opportunity to apologise to childfree. I know that in the past I've referred to you as "the unhappiest place on Earth," but I see now that that was uncalled for - and probably hurtful. I'm so sorry. I now see that you are not to be mocked, but pitied, for you have never known the simple pleasures like the laughter of a boy as you lift him on to your lap and tickle him. I hope that some day you will open your hearts to the children and love them as I do.

11:16am: An Now He Ded From Luv...
I can't do it...

I've tried and I've tried, but I can't feel the love in my soul. All I feel is shame and bitterness. And misery. And this little lump that I really should see the doctor about. And should my soul be THAT squissy on the left side? Ewww.

Anyway...

Obviously, I'm not worthy of F_L. So I'll be out back building a raft that will take me from here to a snarky world.

Anybody who wants to join me, please bring food. Esp snack cakes.

**There's a place for us...soooomewhere, a place for us...**

11:22am: *bursts in, wild-eyed and disheveled*

Oh God. It's still going on, isn't it? The pony hugs and the pink and the happiness and the... the... I can hardly bring myself to say it, it leaves such a bitter taste in my mouth... the *love*?

Is anyone unaffected anymore? Or are all of you victims of "fandom_love"? Poor, helpless fools reduced to snuggling and fluffiness and proclaiming how wonderful everyone is -- is that all that remains of the once-mighty, once-snarky fandom_wank? Oh. The *humanity*.

*weeps*

*dries eyes*

*brandishes shotgun*

My fellow survivors... are you ready to do what needs to be done?

11:28am: *opens bunker hatch ever so slightly, peers through slit*

Is...is it over?

12:48pm: Don't ask me how something that damaged your brains should somehow cure you
It's....it's finally happened.

All that wank has damaged your brains. The collective IQ of F_W has dropped, and we're feeling the effects.

I see now that I am the only one who can save us.

I am going to have to post a wank.

( I have a fevah, and the only cure...is more WANK )

1:04pm: I, too, have finally seen the light.

I must apologize the RPers and the RP I've gnashed my teeth over on my JF, on AIM and elsewhere. There's nothing wrong with brushing aside fan analysis for the psychoanalytical symbolism of Jung. Or with making a major character into a gentler, kinder, lesss....aggressive picture of himself.

Or with mindwiping that conflicts with the timeline.

Or with borrowing someone else's RP idea days after it's been set up. After all, this is fandom! And fandom is love!

No.

No, no.

No, no, no.

EN-FUCKING-OH!

What I've witnessed in the last twelve hours is some of the most passive-aggressive, mealy-mouthed, chickenshits backstabbing someone who OMG! dares to not agree with their taking on a goddamend anime show.

That, O Best Beloved, is not love

That is wank.

The wank is back! VIVA LA WANK!

1:23pm: A worry, before true contentment descends...
I come out of hiding, dust off an ancient account, to announce that I came to JF looking for love and received this notice:

Unknown User

There is no user fandom_love at Journalfen.

Immediately my crest fell, but I input the evil word, w**k to discover that Love does exist at JF, it was just hidden under all the evilness.

And my crest rose. But further discussion on that topic would be inappropriate among the pink and the kittens.

1:45pm: Aw, dammit!
As fun as all the love and hugs and bunnies are I'm getting tired of this new format! I want my pr0n snark! ;_;

2:54pm: "Have you stopped beating your wife?" GAFF-style
Over on GAFF, Heywoold makes a poll about whether or not cybersex is cheating. . The post is long and detailed -- too long and detailed, maybe -- and people comment on it. (Heywood includes not only the stereotypical chats but also RPs, NC-17 fanfiction and jpeg-swapping.) They also comment on the lack of a "maybe" poll option.

There's a couple mildly snarky comments by Bladed_Crescent and March Hare, and replies between them, Heywood and others...but then the guest eecummings posts a link to an LJ entry that might shed some background on the subject.

Heywood gets annoyed at the posting of an LJ entry as relevatn, until our own miss_kitten points out Heywood threatened to post a friendslocked-LJ entry by someone else, many moons come choctow.

GAFF wank. Just the thing to bring us back to normal! *sighs happiliy*

ETA: Thanks to Laufey's Kid on how to get the link for a specific post!

ETA 2: fixed miss_kitten's name.

3:29pm: Ha! I knew it!
Welcome back to the real world, all you stupid sparkly saps.

3:50pm: I am moved to create an icon...
For the love overflows beyond my heart's ability to contain it. Pink and black because art is not my strong point and I don't have Photoshop. Yet, I know that with all the love flowing along these pixels, my icon will be met with hugs and chocolate bars, good cheer and goodness. It will all be good. good. good.

So good, my teeth will decay from the sweetness. Unimportant, for who needs teeth in a world of blenders?

Fandom is Love
Love is Fandom

Excuse me. I'm about to have an emotional moment, and I don't want to have it alone.

4:36pm: Spreading the =3
Dear WhinyWildefyre:

I'm so, so sorry for doubting about your ability as a mother. I'm also sorry for not taking your OH SO WONDERFUL True Love Stories... er, fanfictions about Dee Laytner and Randy "Ryo" McLaine. Because indeed, the more fangirl Japanese and the more flowery, melodramatic refined prose you use, is TEH BETTER.

And you love your children So Much that you can't help to mention them every 5 posts specially when it comes to use them as human shields becuase 2OMG HOW DARE U TO NUT LIEK MAH S2RY!!!.

Much h8 =3,

Maria.

PS: OKAY, I'M DONE WITH THIS SHIT. GIMME MY SNARK BACK, BITCH, PLZ!

5:05pm: Alas! Bliss deflates...
Even as trembling fingers reached for the instruction to become a paying member of this community, the love dissipates, dissolving under the forces of nasty. Adieu, adieu, I return to former lurkdom, waiting the moment when love shall rise again. It was a funny twenty-four hours. Refreshing, inventive, therefore, doomed to be short-lived.

Back to the same-old, same-old with you.

5:09pm: Where.... where did the love go? ;_____;
Waaaaaaaaaaaah, why is everyone so grumpy today?

Oh, wait, I know! It's because you need your fix, right? Weeeeeeeell...

Yesterday, I (and a bunch of other people, apparently) was friended by a rather special LJ friend who goes by the name theactualtruth. I was all set to friend this person back and give them lots of pony hugs and gummies, but when I got to their journal, all that was there was:

ATTENTION LESBIAN MINIONS. YOU NEED TO NOT BE BITCHES FOR ONCE AND
LISTEN!!!!

I am the one who protected Ninetails from Pottersues. I am not Pottersues. I am not Ninetails.

I am antipottersues. trueantipsues IS A LYING BITCH!!!
IF SHE WAS POTTERSUES OR ONE OF THE LESBIANS< I WOULDN'T SURPIRSE ME ON BIT!!!

FUCK YOU POTTERSUES. FUCKING YOU LYING POSERS.

Now everyone knows the real truth though.

P.S. I am not a lesbian.

Mou, this makes me very sad indeed, as I don't think Pottersues gives enough of a rat's behonky to go to the trouble of making fake LJs for these people.

I thought I had made a new LJ friend. ;_________;

5:27pm: What the hell happened?

Did I run around giving people PONY-HUGS? Did Ann Larimer SHOOT ME? DID I ACTUALLY SEND HER MONEY?

Warning: do not, ever, eat or drink anything Hnky gives you.

9:49pm: WHAT THE BLOODY FUCK.

I woke up this morning wearing nothing but several layers of sparkly body glitter and a tacky bracelet which proclaimed "love strong". I can't remember anything of Thursday but what the bloody hell happened to this community?

I feel like vomiting with rage, next time guys? Just don't drink the kool-aid.