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12:34am: A couple announcements in fw_debate. If you're not already a member, please join because we are phasing out making OT announcements here on Fandom Wank.

11:25am: Underwater Wank-- All the Cool Kids Do It!
Apparently, Godawful Fanfiction is at it again, with their poodles o' war going head to head with fangirls over Maya's popular fic Underwater Light. Watch Draco-bashing, Slythering-thrashing, general scorn at the concept of some characters having more than one dimension to them, absolute shock over the fact that some people write slash and even manage to pair (OMG!) enemies together, and quite a bit of whining about what Out of Character and God Awful really mean.

It all begins here and doesn't end for a while! Passive-agressive bitchery has never been more fun!

(Incidentally, though I've never read Maya's popular Underwater Light, I'm a scarily huge fan of her excellent 'fic Flame and Shadow. Because even the losers get lucky sometimes.)

4:19pm: Zombie Wank
xclosedxhandx posts to zombie_survival with a rant five screens long saying essentially "LAND OF THE DEAD WAS AN INSULT TO ZOMBIES!" She complains about pretty much every aspect of the movie, from the concept of smart zombies to the "high-tech, missle eqiuped battle SU-FUCKING-V" called the Dead Reckoning. People disagree, or not.

Highlights:
As a film student, I have the ability to magically turn opinion into fact!

"You are not allowed to change the rules simply because you make good films though. You don't see Micheal Jordan doing that.
Shut the fuck up, you have no idea what you are talking about."

It's not huge as of yet, but xclosedxhandx is SO VERY ANGRY, and comments aren't slowing down.

EDIT: And she's back three hours later, with a new post featuring slightly more facetious anger (I think).