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9:38am: He will strangle you with your knitting circulars!
Does knitting count as a fandom? It should.

Woman posts with an lj-cut that says "My husband's going to kill me" about her new yarn purchases, fairly straightforward. Except she's either battered, twisted, or oblivious to other people's pain. Reasonably polite discussion ensues because knitters tend to be polite.

But it is classic language wank with a nice dose of intolerence and no sense of humour.

I have a sense of humour! Fuck you!

The original poster apologises.

Domestic snark comments.

And my favourite grumpy cat sums it all up: "I can't post anymore, I'm busy knitting a burqa."

2:49pm: Hellsing Doujinshi Wank!
Figures, I leave the community and it turns up in my referrals anyway.

Over on the hellsing community, liongirl456 wants Hellsing doujinshi. She's asking on the comm because, as she puts it, "I tried Goggle but goggle is gay XD".

Some people are less than impressed with her choice of terminology. The OP gets whiny. A passerby is offended on the OP's behalf.

Just another little wank in the Hellsing community.