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12:50am: Videogame Recaps - dual wankage
Videogame Recaps is a site that regularly pokes fun at a number of popular RPGs and action games. The VGR LiveJournal is the place to go to find updates, conversation...and, in this case, rabid Ashlee Simpson fans who "planted Paris Hilton images" in the VGR forums.

The Ashlee troupe apparently wanted to start a little forum war, but then decided to go straight for the throat: YOU CAN'T JOIN OUR FAN CLUB!

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Meanwhile, elsewhere, Cold Authority wanks about being banned from the VGR forums and explains himself. Note that he had fatherly intervention! OH NO! However, comments are few and relatively mild.

Then Cold Authority posts again, and this time he gets whiny.

1:04am: "Jack"ing Off
Cynthia Potts finds fanfic writers writing original fic, and complains about... I can't really tell.

Lee Goldberg FROTHS. His minions sputter along.

The contributors to said e-zine are quietly amused.

For full amusment value, you should know that Cynthia Potts publishes with Torquere Press, an imprint founded by fanfic authors and other fen.

4:01am: Yo, new member reporting a small wank! Woo!

Over at icon_tutorial, pinkpez requests someone to make her a blinkie. Some people tell her that it's against the community's rules, try to be helpful, blah, blah, but upon replying to another comment, things get nasty.

Apparently, people are being 'gay' about it, upon which zaphod_bb begins the snark.

She then replies again stating that she read the rules wrong, and you can delete my entry, and BANNNNND me if you have to! zaphod_bb strikes again!

Edit: Due to a kind anonymouse, here's a back-up.

It's general craziness all around.

10:20pm: Just as an FYI, Journalfen has a new TOS. You might want to read it over.

Very carefully.