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11:06pm: Fanficrants Wank

bell_witch claims that men are all commitment-phobes. Wank ensues.

 

Quote of the wank: You're just chock full of happy thoughts for the human race.

 

Did this start out as a slash related post? Yes it did!

ETA: bell_witch returns, wanks it some more. Go check it out.