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15th July 2005

12:50am: Jackass wank, slightly old
Really, what do you honestly expect to happen if you make a post like this? The wank must be a record holder - it started in January and as of less than a day ago was still getting posts.

Kelvin327 says the jackass crew love putting themselves thru pain for ur pleasure..for example, jonny fighting butterbean!
and why????
because they are DUMB!!! they have nothing better to do with their lives!
i mean having a proffesional boxer thrash you about a shopping store??? how is it funny? its dangerous, ridiculous and sooo unfunny! i can honestly say i didnt laugh one bit at this movie, its just dumb!
the jackass crew are like all u americans, dumb, and desperate!


There are replies out the wazoo, some futilely reasonable, some, like this from amie_b_98, which, I don't know, it's just stellar:

ZULUWARS IS LIAR... FIRST OF ALL HE IS LIKE A 40 YEAR OLD MAN WHO LIVES WITH HIS MOTHER AND TRIES TO PAWN HIMSELF OFF TO BE A 18 YEAR OLD COLLEGE STUDENTS. JUST LOOK AT HIS PAST POSTS AND YOU SEE HOW MUCH OF AN ASS HE IS. JUST TO GAUGE HIS MAHHOOD (OR LACK OF) THE POOR LITTLE BABY CRIED AT THE END OF FORST GUMP. GO HOME ZULUWARS NO ONE LIKES YOU NOT EVEN YOUR MOTHER, OR AT LEAST THAT IS WHAT SHE TOLD ME AFTER SOLLOWING MY MAN JUICE LAST NIGHT... GO FECK OFF YOU SCOTTISH PRI_CK. BETTER YET COME TO AMERICA AND WE WILL SHOW YOU HOW TO GIVE UP THE GHOST... I HOPE THE NEXT TIME YOU EAT A JELLY DONUT YOU BITE INTO A STRING...

Hmm. My own $0.02? Someone paid these boys damn good money to travel the world and do a few dumbass Y-chromosomal stunts they'd probably have done in any case, so who's the *real* jackass?

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