Mock. Mockmockmock. Mockity-mock-mock

2:56am: I'm sorry, I just can't wait for it.

The Leaky Cauldron and Mugglenet have posted the second part of their exclusive interview with J.K. Rowling, in which Mrs. Rowling sinks the Harry/Hermione ship for good.

Naturally, the fandom implodes.

At the moment, posts of the 'goodbye-cruel-fandom' and 'I've-lost-faith-in-love' varieties are happening behind lock and key on closed boards and behind friendslock, but it is only a matter of time until we see them out in the open. Also happening a lot are 'JK-Rowling-is-a-cruel-and-evil-bitch-with-no-writing-talent-whatsoever' posts (but they've been saying that shit for ages, so that's nothing new). You can try the friendslist of the H/Hr livejournal community - stuff is beginning to crop up in public. Another good bet is the friendslist of the newly made hbp_wtf community.

I'm waiting for the death threats aimed at the interviewers. And of course, there's talks of letter campaigns.

So, sit back! Relax! Make popcorn!

This one's gonna be big.

11:49am: Small Adele Wank, Complete with Flashbacks.
Apparently someone has OHNOES! been stealing Adele Sessler's "online identity." This prompts a very long and nasty post on Adele's website wherein Adele provides email addresses, IP addresses, etc on this mysterious "online identity thief."

Unfortunately, she has deleted her message board because OHNOES! people aren't NICE all the time. But the post of "she stole my online identity!!!" is well worth the trip to Meadow...whatever.

( An Adele primer...she's not legendary like Cassie, but she's up there )