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3:42pm: Kerfluffle in the West Wing! (Ok not really...)
Thanks to the mouse in wank_report:

Bwaybo- Yeah, ok, screw it. Someone posts a R.I.P. Peter Jennings in west_wing_fans.

erdufylla, the mod, wanks about how it's off topic in aforementioned post, then proceeds to make a ruling on off topic posts. Many agree, but some wank, of course.

Then badger584 pulls ye old "you guyz suck i'm leaving now!!11," and in a completely separate post to boot.

Hey, at least it's not Harry Potter wank.

10:19pm: It's not me! It IS me! You killed my dog! Oh, STFU and hand me the perfume.
BPAL is love. My life for Cheshire Cat! Oh, yeah. Here, have some wank.

Now, in a prior wank, we had someone by the name of wildchild4006, aka WildChildWalksWithWolves (try saying that five times fast). She was accused of selling diluted oils, accused of selling BPAL decants for a profit, and accused of tacking "MM" onto every conversation she had, short for "Merry Meet." (That last one isn't wrong, just really annoying.)

shantih makes a group post warning BPALers away from WCWWW, who promptly exits stage right.

Enter jetblackamber. JBA shows up right around when WCWWW fades out, and even sympathizes with poor, victimized WCWWW. Offers to help her with the sick dog she's raising money for.

After a couple weeks, JBA starts posting swap/sale posts of her own. Hmmm. JBA has many of the same things to sell that WCWWW did. And a similar manner of speaking.

( ... You all see where this is going, right? )

Wank. It's so educational. Pretty soon I won't need dictionary.com any more.