Mock. Mockmockmock. Mockity-mock-mock

12:11pm: The best wanks? The ones where everyone looks stupid.
celinafairy posts a fairly terrible Draco Malfoy/Artemis Fowl story to artemisfowl_fic on LJ.

linwenilid is not amused. She (?) has some good points, but they get a little lost, what with the homophobia and foaming at the mouth. Later she explains she thought she was on a spork community. Okay!

At least one of Celina's friends show up and a good time is had by all.

A small wank, but tasty.

Me? I don't think Artemis would waste ten seconds on Draco Malfoy. But I'm biased. ;-)

6:54pm: PernWank, v. 2.0
On the PernMu Discussion Forums, there is a user called tEhtWinK, who is now going to be called 'Twink' so that I don't have to type that monstrosity over again.

She Impresses a gold dragon on a game called PernWorld, known for its amazingly awful and wanktastic wizard, Mynti. Forum admin Neva starts a thread called What the hell were they thinking? about putting her on gold.

The best observation is made by Neva in response to user Carise, who comes to Twink's defense:( What Neva said )
If one knows Pern canon at all, one ought to know that rejecting a dragon? Is a big no.

Wank does not explode, just simple shitflinging conversation, like is usual on these forums.

... that is, until conversation about Twink's game, Timor Rising, goes ballistic.

KarmaBum points out that just recently, Twink had been acting like a suckup toward Mynti (I believe this was previously featured at F_W) and we should have all seen this coming. Carise and Lyna still defend her. Bets are made: what goes first, Twink's game or the PW gold?

Then the game's ad returns, and Schmitt observes, Even if it wasn't run by TehTwink, I'd never play on a Pern game where they have warnings that your commands may be logged by the wizards at any time so watch out! I like being an adult, thanks.

Apparently, Timor Rising claims that they will log EVERY SINGLE THING EVERY PLAYER ENTERS OMG onto their own private files, including private pages, mails, and scenes.

And, along with J'han's observation of
The big problem with the logging thing, Tehanu, is that there is another rule on TR that says NO OOC DISRESPECT. So put these two policies together and it reads like "I'm going to log everything and go through everyone's pages to make sure my peons aren't talking shit about me," which is... not good.

... wank not only breaks out, but all the shit hits all the fans. For five pages.