Mock. Mockmockmock. Mockity-mock-mock

12:14am: Jundiamante is teh ebol!
HP wank, folks. Gotta love it.

Junediamanti is mean and nasty and will_graham wants everyone to know this.

So much so, that the troll has made screen captures of mailing list conversations in which June very happily is herself. And posted them to the troll-journal. I won't link to them all, but I will say that I'm sadly disappointed that there doesn't appear to be any commentary from the troll. Which saddens my shriveled heart... that I think I'm giving to June for being that damn funny.

Obviously, this "person" wants the Harry Potter fandom to know about the behavior of "a senior administrator of Sycophant Hex." But the thing is, these conversations were all made away from the public eye on a mailing list. The troll talks about posts made on a LiveJournal Community, fanfic_hate, but a quick perusal shows the most recent post about Harry Potter was July 8, 2004, wherein commenters could hate on HP het!fic. June had a thing or two to say there, and apparently the troll wanted us all to see that not only was she mean, but she could be specific about what didn't work for her in a story! Not that any of the posts on the troll journal show this, however.

Am I allowed to roll my eyes in a wank report? Because I really would like to about now.

Edit: gillieweed thinks she knows what's going on. If I had to make a guess, I'd say someone got their ickle feelings hurt by meanies at MoMAD.

I wonder how long before the LJ Abuse team comes down on this yahoo?

Edit #2: The troll has been suspended. Nuts. Screencaps of screencaps, anyone?

2:06am: I Hate Everything About You
So Bulbagarden, a nice Pokémon message board (where I work) opened the Bulbapedia a few months ago to serve as an encyclopedia of all things Pokémon.

But all is not well in Bulba Town.

Being a Wiki, anyone can add to the Bulbapedia. Which leads to obvious problems. Today we meet one of those problems. Meet Pikachu Fan Number Nine.

Once he joined, he started making nonsensical edits to articles. They've been reverted now, but Ketsuban saved some of them on a Talk page, which I shall link for you here.

Some mods don't like PFNN's edits and tell him so on his User Talk page, which yields him telling one mod "Hey evkl, I got 4 words for you: Fuck Off And Die" and then blathering about football for ten paragraphs.

And oh, he hadn't forgotten Ketsuban. He went over to her User Talk page and told her, in a heading titled You have just made a new enemy that "I just saw that you tampered my pages. I know you from SPPf, but I'm not a user there. And if it's one more thing I hate, its Anti-Pokeshippers--like you!!! From now on, leave me the FUCK alone" before going on about unrelated video games.

3:33pm: Disco, like the internet, is SERIOUS BUSINESS.
Fuck you, douche gulper. No reason to be a complete snatch basket to someone just because they don't dribble cunny juices over a song the same way you do.

'Nuff said.

6:02pm: What the Shit?
strangebint comes down to fanficrants, then wanks about the Buffyverse, in a completely non-fanfic relevant way.

Sans paragraph breaks and in all italics to boot.

Then she wanks about people wanking about her wanking in her LJ. (Say that 5 times fast!)

Highlight? The "Faith" in her head and what it thinks, of course.

ETA: Strangebint replies. Also, she manages to miss the point again. (Ie, she decides to take it personally when told she's missing the point of Fanficrants.)

I sense an upcoming deletion. Anyone with webspace care to back this up?

Deleted.