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11:19am: When Harmonians Become Teachers
Thanks to an anonymous who tipped me off on this small wank.

Over on Portkey, there's a thread about non-fandom involved people who ship H/Hr. People post about friends, siblings, parents etc. The stuff about people who've seen the movies and ship H/Hr is a little funny, but the highlight...

The Obsidian Warlock posts about his/her students. I pity the poor things.

I had a reasonable number of interested students in my Grade 12 English class (covering for a term), and we managed to get into the shipping debates of Harry Potter. I issued a challenge to the class to champion several romantic pairings, and to defend it with every literary reference or any other pertinent resource, cited properly, and the champion ship would be the one whose essays were the most convincing. Most of the class didn't have a real concern over Harry Potter books, so I was assured dutiful school work; I would then mark these papers like I would their final, so that they all got a taste of end-of-year expectations, and were all marked on the same scale, with minimum requirements set for research purposes (including citation from all 5 books). Class presentation and defense of your paper was mandatory.

I had 6 papers for H/Hr, 5 for H/G and 6 for R/Hr.

5 of the 6 H/Hr papers were the only A's I handed out. They're also the reason why I ship H/Hr, having been a "casual reader" until that point.

And here we thought it was R/Hr undermining the American education system.

4:26pm: Bi-sexual and Bi-lingual Pegasus Wank-tasy here!
Ah, old school anime wank is precious. Specially if it's Saint Seiya wank. I haven' seen StS wank THIS good since a certain online shop specialized in StS stuff got bitched at for supposedly staling merchandising, many years ago...

Get your Babelfish ready and COME WITH MEEEEEEE!

Enter holymegasaint, member of the saintseiya community in LJ. She posts spoilers without lj-cuts, posts only in Spanish without translating, and is heterosexist in the "ZOMG I LOVE HET AND YAOI/YURI ARE WRONG! way.

So... Non-wanky? Wait!

She "writes" an essay in Spanish about a certain Virgo Shaka, Gold Saint and Fan Bait Extraordinary. One of the StS comm members, however, soon notices that it's just the translation of another essay, which is originally in English..

People call her thief. She delets the comments. The author of the original essay waltzes in...

( I stole from you because I wanted people to SEE MEEEE! ZOMG WANGST! )

( for the ones that signaled me as a thief. YOU ALL SUCK YOU YAOI SLUTS! )

She says it's the last time. But it is NOT. There's a sort-of Spanish test about Saint instincts... which is a silly tweaking from a Spanish test about dogs.

And Spanish fans are now calling on her.

Of course, she banswhoever dares to criticize her, then insults him/her/it. (Spanish link, I'm just too tired to translate.

For the love of Athena, Odin, Poseidon, Lucifer, Eris, Ares and/or Hades, PLEASE someone stop this bitch. She's 25 and has the mentality of a rude, bitchy, and spiteful little girl.

Edit n°1:
Bookworm-e reminded me of these little jewels. Thank you!

First: A Poem about Myself. Only that I wasn't the one who wrote it - I actually used Enigma lyrics and thought no one would notice. And I also throw some more shit at yaoi when 'provoked'.

Second: What a pretty song by Eddie Reader. Of course i'll translate it and try to make it pass as mine! Silly me!

ZOMG the st00pid burns.

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Edit n° 2:

darknightrain translates her own Words of Wisdom!

( Bitch you got pwned by me! TWICE! )

Edit n° 3:

BAH-LEETED COMMENTS HERE! In both Spanish *and* English. Image-heavy. Thanks to bookworm_e and inupr0n for everything!

FIRST BATCH. Essay on Shaka comments

and

SECOND BATCH. How to Train you Saint

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Edit n° 4: MORE FORMERLY DELETED COMMENTS COME BAAAAAACK FROM THE DEEEEED! N°1 and 2 in Spanish and n°3 in English.

ALL the posterior bitching in the Train your Saint post. Complete with Mary Sue jokes and jokes about fangirlism.

ALL the posterior bitching in the Shaka essaypost

This happened when she posted the translation of the Train your Saint shit at the Saint Seiya comm.