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3:21pm: Rape wank at fanficrants, and for once I'm not to blame.

I made a post at fanficrants. Now, this may seem wanky, but the intent of my post was to rant about rape being badly portrayed in serious angst fics and to offer some advice for writers writing rape and incest.

The original, unedited post is HERE.

gynocrat_rex shows up and posts a comment that, while somewhat bitter, is essentially harmless despite being a bit misguided (i.e. I wasn't attacking rape fantasy, I was attacking wangst fic in the rant). Then, we get WANK!  THIS is why I hate having wankers for best friends sometimes, and I'm seriously thinking of defriending her. I love her, but she makes my brain go hurty so much.

Then, of course, just as that wank finally begins to go limp, heddychan has to pop in with some of her own,  including calling lushdesolation "an immature little cunt."

And we're off to the races again!

*headdesks*

*looks for some hot yaoi porn to ease the pain*

 

6:03pm: "who is he to say that witchcraft is bad wen he is so, for lack of a better word, freaky?!"
Marilyn Manson makes a joke about Harry Potter.

Harry Potter fans on the Pit of Voles Mugglenet fail to realize this is a joke and not a swipe at their beloved wizard. Some highlights under the cut:

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6:48pm: She ain't Katie, she's my daughter
Small and kinda old wank from first-time poster.. please no hurties! I looked around the archives here and on a few large Potter sites, but didn't found anything on it. And so, I present you...

When Katie Leung's name first appear on the net as Cho Chang's actress, this was the first picture of her available online. The picture was published by many media around the world, including Singapore's The New Paper in their article about Katie-hate on the internet.

Not long after, one Madam Lam Ping Fong called the newspaper's office, and insisted that the published picture was of her daughter Ho Hoi Ki, and not of the actress, citing it as "vicious games played by her former secondary school classmates". She wanted them to "straighten things out", so the New Paper reporters went and look for themselves.

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If she was on the HP internet fandom, she'd fit right in, no?

10:24pm: Oh ANN, you were doing so well, too.
Anime News Network's forums are usually quiet when it comes to wank, but when they wank, they wank hard.

Case in point, the response to this article:

White Pirates, Black Pirates? (2005-08-26 12:17:13)
This is very old news, but just came to our attention. In episode 5 of 4Kids localized version of One Piece, the skin of a black pirate was changed to a tan mulatto / white color.

92 comments so far, varying from 'ZOMG 4KIDS IZ RACIST!!!!' to 'NO, 4KIDS IZ RIGHT!!!!' to 'OMG, ONE PIECE DUB SUX!!!' and 'Why do you even CARE ABOUT THIS?!?!?'

Enjoy.