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7:55pm: Oh, Boy, My First Wank...
As I am involved in the thread, I suppose this could also go to i_wank, but I am not the one doing the principle wanking.

It's PernWank!

( The short version )

7:57pm: FANFICRANTS ... wank
Our beloved FanFicRants community on livejournal has once again wanked like it has never wanked before-- or at least that I've seen.

Killerspork33 makes an innocent post to the community complaining about sex scenes.

Apparently on another communuty, a girl was asking people to write the sex scene for her fic because she can't write about sex. This angered Ms. Spork33 and she made an innocent post to the community.


redninjawinz obviously doesn't understand the point of the communuty and starts the wank.

I don't see a problem with it. Some people are just have problem with certain scenes and also on the girl you are talking about, she admitted flat out that she was not experianced with sex so I think it's good that an author wants help instead of winging it.

Ms. Spork33 argues back and forth with her, and eventually the thing gets blown out of proportion.


Wank is still in progress... but it's a good one. I can't wait to see how it ends.

8:52pm: "You don't understand the sacrifice I make to get fandom recognition
ELF, a LOTR convention, took place on the East Coast very recently.

One Karadin of the LOTR-Elijah Wood fandom drew a a borderline frightening (depending on your tastes) picture of Elijah Wood and his characters. Apparently she was expecting someone to give it to Elijah Wood himself, and was expecting herself written into a con report, with recognition and of course shout-outs from the fandom.

Only she doesn't.

She begins to wank all about it, crying about how no one appreciates the SACRIFICE it took to make that (75 dollar) picture, even though to this Fandom Wanker, it looks like she just copied existing pictures, and proceeds to defriend people left and right.

10:48pm: Wank update! (Matrix badfic sporked, author goes postal)
Thread taken over to i_wank, specifically here, since I am involved (after having my LJ spammed by the author in question). Thanks to megmurry for pointing out the existence of i_wank, and that this should be over there instead.