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4:24pm: Fanficrants Double: "Cower, Prepubescent Fangirl!" plus "Geography Is Serious Business"
zelia_theb leaves a nasty review for a grade-school fanfic writer, resulting in the story's deletion, and proceeds to crow about it on fanficrants.

There are a couple of approving comments before the general population smacks her down. Zelia doesn't get what the problem is, since:

It's not the reaction I cared about, but the correction of my name...and moreso that a few awesome reviewers who care about fanfiction got the story to disappear.

Oh, you brave crusader.

Meanwhile, in a hilariously random subthread:

mushroomhunterd: Well, heaven forbid she's from Queensland, but if she is then no, she wouldn't have been taught grammar at all.

kitesareevil: Okay, lemme know exactly where this is so that when I become a teacher, I'll never be there. It would only make me more bitter at our craptastic educational system.

mortifyd: That would be in Australia, you geographically challenged product of the craptastic Arizona educational system.

Conveniently, it transpires, mortifyd is an American raised in Europe, so s/he has a counterargument for everyone who suggests s/he grow a thicker hide.

Almost two days this time. Keep trying, fanficrants. You'll beat your record eventually.

9:31pm: Snarky Conjoined Wank!
Over at the hilarious Pop Culture site Snarkywood, occasional burts of wank break out when rabid celebrity fans see Jen, Martha and Amy actually, you know, do as the site warns in its title. Here is one such example dating a month back that involves a cadre of pissed off Mary Kate and Asley Olsen fans who couldn't spell "jeluzzzzzzzy" to save their immortal souls.,

Warning: The flame below is one of the more coherent messages left on the site by a defender of the Olsen Twins' virtue. Any grammer nazis still left in the Pit of Doomed Souls might want to take a step back now.

No Name: Ive never seen so much jelousy on a single site in my life u are all probly fat and dieing for 1/1000000 of the attention they get there normal no one complains about ur eyebrows ears or the fact that ur always with ur familys cause u have no friends or the fact that ur skin isnt flawless ur family and the maybe 2 friends u have love u for ur flaws and ur perfections im not asking u to love them i just wish ud get to know them before u judge and everyone of u if u saw them in the mall or out at a club ud all smile at them when they make a glance toward ur direction

Much more to "enjoy" in the links above!

10:37pm: I spawned wank!
Ok, so I'm a sailor on the_hms_stfu. And in reponse to a sporked essay by a Harmonian, I posted a comment which included the phrase "kthxdie" (thinking that I would be somewhat clever).

Wank is spawned. luleh jumps in defending me, while esicardi complains about the plight of the poor Harmonians and how they were so persecuted and now people were wishing death on them. ::emo tear::

Small, tasty, and involving the invocation of 'morality' at one point.

EDIT: And a mouse jumps in to add to the wank!

Note: Not posting to i_wank because my sum total involvement with this wank was the initial comment and this wank report.