Mock. Mockmockmock. Mockity-mock-mock

10:29am: How dare you go to a videogame convention when people are starving in Mississippi!
What's better than DragonCon wank? A whole hurricane of it!

eindrachen has a bone to pick with DragonCon, because the attendees are spending their time and money on something other than Red Cross donations in the wake of Hurricane Katrina. Only he phrases it so much more eloquently:

I hope that anyone who won't manage to donate their precious DragonCon time and money to help the rest of us, well, you can go fuck yourself in your posh fucking hotel room.

Just know that every fucking hour you spend rolling God-damn dice or playing Roshambo with other assholes, the rest of us will be over here in fear that we can't drive, go earn a paycheck, and possibly put bread on the table, not just for ourselves, but for our loved ones, too.

And you can get all this garden-fresh bile for the low low price of one forfeited ticket to DragonCon. Because they totally give refunds three days before the Con.

But wait! There's more! Order now, and you also get:

Comment Bahleetion and The Ban Hammer!

Public Mockery!

Bahleetion Revival!

And your friendly neighborhood h0_patrol offering an alternate forum in which people may voice their opinions without fear of being struck down by aforementioned Bahleetion or Ban Hammer.

Come. Rejoice. Or at least point and giggle. Because fandom just wouldn't be the same without 30-year-old fanboys pitching hissy fits about gamers.

ETA: There she blows again! eindrachen comes back with a "clarification". Which, of course, is more wank, but with comments disabled this time.

I was told that my "idiocy" was being spread around the interweb. Well, considering the interweb is 99% full of moronic asshats anyway, I guess I'm unconcerned.

Eat up, kiddies!

2:02pm: On everyone's favorite website, Serebii, Dragon Fire posts a link to a picture from popular Pokémon fanart site PokeSho. (picture may or may not be worksafe, it involves girls--and a cleverly disguised boy--in bathing suits and one instance of boob grabbage, but no actual nudity)

And the wank goes on. People calling hentai and saying we should be ashamed of ourselves for spreading porn on a kiddie site, people calling those people prudes, people latching onto the May and Kelly boobgrab and making a federal case out of it (someone brings up the Bible's lack of "Adam and Evan". I guess Steve got dumped), and a troll asking what a 'boner' is.

Me, I'm just wondering why there's no Rockets in the picture.

7:28pm: The Wanking of Emily Rose/Anneliese Michel
So Hollywood has comenup with another true story to base a movie on, with "The Exorcism of Emily Rose" being based upon the 1970's exorcism of German student Anneliese Michel.

There's wank about everything on this one. Condensed onto one convenient page. Wangsting about Hollywood tarnishing true stories, people being dumb enough to believe stories like this, the Amityville Horror, White Noise, etc. are real and so on.

But the true gems come from those who are on both sides of the "is possession/exorcism real" debate. Because clearly if you do/don't believe in demonic possession, you haven't read your Bible correctly.

Also people with Real Live psychological/neurological disorders step in (and argue about the differences between the two) to say that clearly Anneliese merely had a disorder/was clearly possessed.

I (and a few others) am still wondering what "unsettled sexual development" is.