9:05am: The Real Wank at GAFF
Thanks to the mouse on the last GAFF thread.
thecleric007 decides to report Miss Cam's "Official Fanfiction University of Middle Earth" to ff.net for breaking its prohibition on interactive fic. Then she
boasts about it on GAFF.
Well, what do you
think happens?
4:45pm: What a wanker, what a fucking wanker...
As we’ve often seen in the past, musicians + internets = wank. So when Libertines frontman Carl Barât left a message on the band’s
official forum announcing the finalization of the lineup for his new, as yet unnamed project, it wasn’t long before
the fangirls came a’fapping on
thelibs_daily. There’s a little bit of flailing at first, over the fact that famous people use the internets too!!!, but the ball doesn’t really get rolling until
aloha_nui shows up
with a chip on her shoulder, nursing a grudge against the girls who run the official site and against the other posters on the forum. Despite being
all over the thread, she takes umbrage when
l_s_q calls her out as a nutter, clearly based on only three comments in the entire thread (it’s not like anyone would possibly read the whole thing, y‘know?) and lashes out, calling her “one of the Kirsties pathetic overweight friends who stuff their pasty fat flesh into corsets and call it burlesque”. And then whines that no one gets her. ‘Cos
she’s Jewish, and American, and Libertines fans are all a bunch of anti-American anti-Semites, innit. All because she’s Jewish. Did you catch that she’s Jewish? She’ll tell you again, in case you missed it!
Being the
nosy curious, enterprising sort, we take a further look at
her LJ, where we find
this gem of a post where she knows oh-so-much more industry gossip than you, based on that industry bible,
Datalounge Popbitch. *snicker* Libertines fandom, meet your
MsAllegro!
Oh, but don’t mock her. She’s
a gay man trapped in a woman’s body so she knows all about Teh Gay whoops wrong wanker Jewish, you just don’t
understand.