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2:04am: You're an asshole with NO HEART!!!
Over on ygo_badfics, someone posts a standard badfic:

It's a Dog's Life

The entire first chapter is posted. For awhile, nothing unusual is said. Then, about half a month later, the author shows up:

Bla bla bla! You can't flame a first fic, Blabla I don't care! Bla Bla Bla! Copyright! Bla Bla Bla! U R MEEEAN!! "Oh, and did I mention that I didn't care?"

Uh-huh. Loads of fun for a couple of days(especially when the writer's friends join in), then the BAN BUTTON appears.

Oh well.

12:57pm: Very tiny wank
twilightsrain and revelininsanity fight about incest.

No explosion, but it does get rather heated at points.

8:42pm: "Splitter!"
Mini Monty Python LJ commwank- not so much in the open, batshit insane flamewar sense as in the self-aggrandizing posturing tl;dr sense.

greedylilgit decides she doesn't like the Python community and is going to go off and start one of her own. The much-vaunted words 'true fans' (isn't that a codeword for 'people who think just like me'?) are tossed about.

Some low-key sarcasm flies between the OP and confusedmonk_07.

Meanwhile, some posters think the whole thing is terribly anti-Python, especially with all the emphasis on OMG YOU CAN'T TALK ABOUT RANDOM SILLY THINGS.

Oh-ho. Meanwhile the OP carries on a bit in the first non-welcome post of her new Python community, Pythonism

I've heard that a few of you are worried that we are going to be 'too serious'- and I say bollocks. Advanced fanism does not exactly equal seriousness. As for the rules? The rules won't have to be enforced so long as everyone follows them! And they are pretty fair, and I won't be mean about them either (unless you give me a REALLY good reason to be). :) So yes- be as silly as you like, just stay within the guidelines is all I ask! :-D

The user info is equally verbose. Check out the 'What We Don't Allow' section.

And somehow all I can think is, "SPLITTER!"

EDIT: GODWIN'd!

A followup thread has a comment posted by robin1618:
You so speak the truth. 'Pythonism' seems a bit too Nazi to me.

9:17pm: Oh look, HP wank sans Harmonians.
maeglinyedi creates mental_fans, a support community for HP fen with mental problems. A few days later, she makes a poll about which HP character is likely to have Borderline Personality Disorder (there is much armchair psychiatry in the comments, proceed with caution).

darkasphodel doesn't think either is a good idea and says so, relatively politely.

maeglinyedi proceeds to spectacularly overreact.

Have fun.

ETA: maeglinyedi has flocked both the poll and the rant (I wonder what happened to "The friends-lock should be taken off this!"), but a helpful mousie has them saved.