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7:11am: CSI 'Ship Wank - Grillows and Geeklove battle it out
Once upon a time there was a television show about bugs and blood and dead bodies, but everyone knew it was really about who would get in whose pants.

In one corner, the Grissom and Sara ship, often known as Geeklove and GSR. In the other, Grissom/Catherine, sometimes known as Grillows. And of course, what better way to settle which is the best than an online petition war?

An Anti-Grissom/Sara online petition versus a Pro Grissom/Sara petition.

The signatures are, as you can imagine, full of joy and insults and foaming at the mouth inbetween the saner ones. Choice bits:

( thats as wrong as watching a whale & an elephant hav babies 2gether!!!!  )

"Anna" and "CSI4life" have a conversation and play hangman, other ships come to play, Adolph Hitler shows up (Adolf's older twin??), a fanfic gets almost written, names are misspelled, exclamation marks have a party and fun is had by all.

Small and cute, but looks to be the start of a fun season.

12:07pm: Lesbians cosplaying yaoi! Put some snoggin' in yer noggin, lolz.
...........I have no clue if this has been posted before or not.

Anyway, I'm sure most of you are familiar with a community on LJ called cosplayfucks. Their ultimate goal is to find crappy cosplay costumes, post them on the Internets, and laugh heartily at the overabuse of foil, brightly-colored wigs, and hosiery.

Or maybe it's just about making fun of fat people.

The post itself is a normal cosplayfucks post, but I can GUARANTEE that if you click on a thread with the member aufdeutschebag in it, then it's going to be wanky.

I know that codename_windy is one of the Malik cosplayers in the post, but I couldn't puzzle out whom the other one was..........there was a lot of wank and Photoshopped images clogging the threads. O.o

In short, there was a lot of offensive terms for lesbians thrown about, people discussed the substantiality of two GIRLS cosplaying what is clearly BOY ON BOY action, and both sides have yet to mention the Nazis, so no clear winner has been decided yet.

*shrug* Have at it; there's tons of wank there to keep you occupied for the day. All worksafe, unless you count the original cosplayers crotch-grabbing each other in their.......non-existent.......crotches to be porn.

[EDIT]: Since aufdeutschebag possesses the most DISGUSTING football icon in the history of man and chooses to use it at her will, this isn't safe for work anymore. And courtesy of one sick sick anonymouse, we now have a penis beauty contest going on in the threads here at F_W. So, er, yeah. Not safe for work anymore. Douchebags.

12:40pm: Slashwank. Is there any other kind?
I was sitting on this one for a few days over at clairvoyant_wank, and as such it's a few days old. But the other non-Harmonian HP wank was boring because no Chinese fetuses were aborted so now you get some slashwank.

Halfway down the page at the 'CS Male Slash' thread at FAP, Emmylou makes a comment:

I really can't stand the slash I've seen (although I have less aversion to femme-slash) I've yet to see anything that addresses the fact that being gay is not 'normal'.

PLEASE don't take that the wrong way. By 'not normal', I don't mean 'unnatural' or 'disgusting', I mean that it's nowhere near as common as het and that it will make you stand out from the crowd and it will mean that people are going to be against you.

Megarouge, in an attempt to be worldly, open-minded, tolerant and liberal, proclaims:

What an incredibly ignorant thing to say. You must be a Christian.... You are a despicable girl and I pity anyone who has to deal with you on a regular basis.

And that's only a snippet of the fun. And Megarouge never stops deliberately breaking the rules. What a champ.

WAY TO GO DUDE A+++.

1:27pm: The end of the Usagi Kou drama?
Apparently the Klou Kou Clan has forgiven her

an idiot is born every minute, and all of them cosplay