Mock. Mockmockmock. Mockity-mock-mock

1:29pm: FMA miniwank
brotherselric is a community dedicated to the brotherly, non-incestual relationship between Ed and Al. People post fanfics there, stuff like that -- just your run of the mill fan community, all things told.

sky_dark posts an Ed x Roy fanfic with an invitation from the mod. amurderofcrows DOES NOT APPROVE OF THE SLASH and is very vocal in her complaints. Includes a bit of "I've been in the fandom longer" squabblings, bitching about yaoi, and more!

It's a cute little bitty wank, but still quite amusing.

4:20pm: Oldest story in the book.
Over on housefic, yankees_hater announces her new community, The No-Slash Zone. (Begging the question: "Is that kinda like the 'No Spin Zone' on the O'Reilly Factor?")

Commence mocking. Not only of the OP, but of the unintentionally hilarious FAQ, including such gems as:

( If you have to ask.... )

I am nothing if not a slave to the power of suggestion.

11:04pm: Teeny 'The Killers' wank at Amazon.com
I was browsing Amazon.com and came across this tiny but wankilicious piece of, well, wank, masquerading as informative customer reviews for The Killers – Hot Fuss.

( I’ve got wank, but I’m not a wanker… )