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3:31am: Wank on Cosplayfucks? What, never!
Yes, the community that won't quit provides more wank. "Likely to be just a troll" community member retainercase posts pictures of s0nified and beverlyfaerie that aren't bad cosplay at all. The two cosplayers are fairly well known, and are regarded well by most people. He then proceeds to make stupid comments about the pictures and the cosplayers (as most cosplayfucks posters are wont to do), but these comments are unfunny even by cosplayfucks standards.

Here is the original thread

Most of the commenters call "troll" and taunt retainercase mercilessly. Several of them think that the OP might just have a vendetta against the two girls, and guess what? He does! Here he admits that beverly wouldn't give him her number. AH! All becomes clear now! The two "victims," s0nified and beverlyfaerie, show up and join in the mocking, and later in the same thread he proceeds to ask Beverly for her number again.

It's now up to 4 pages of comments mostly mocking the OP, him responding, and people posting image macros everywhere.

So here is your daily dose of cosplayfucks wank. Tune in tomorrow, where I'm sure there will be even more.

EDIT: We're up to many many pages of comments now. And there's more fun at retainercase's journal. Thanks to ninja_stripper (I love that name!) for pointing this out.

9:44am: Dear Sweet Cartoon Characters of Breakfast Products...

Off to bad_rpers_suck, about hazeraccoon’s beef about a certain fellow player....

( Summary of the fight )

Edited:

( Additional spoogenuggets )

…I swear, I cannot make this shit up.

It’s… in terms of wank it seems just like a dribble, but what’s already come out is the equivalent of COMEDY GOLD.

9:53am: Screw you guys, I'm leaving the fandom!
Wankage is bound to happen when the journal in question is avatarsues, a Sue of the Day journal for Avatar: The Last Airbender.

avatarsues posts a script format Sue and the author, Ember90, shows up. She comments to EVERYONE who has made a comment on the journal entry, but it's always the same:

*Takes deep breathes* I happen to have heard of your "site" and I (Who is not a school grade fan girl and who happens to have seen all the episodes 3xs, has a website for momo and apparently is disliked because of some story I wrote just for the heck of it!) am very displeased. Yes, its me Amber-Ember90 I wanted to write something awful or mean to you, but I know words won't solve anything action will! And I will say that your site is kind of cool, I even liked it, except when I read this, you made me feel awful! So good-bye Avatar! Good-bye my story! I hate AVATAR, now I hate it! Congrats you lost an Avatar fan... tootles!
~Ember90/Amber~ Now an non-avatar lover...

Some of the commenters respond in confusion and others just ignore her, until her sockpuppet friend shows up with this lovely message:

yes, hello, this is the infamous Kelsey, aka the alleged Sokka rapist. I have a comment for all of you people. FUCK. OFF. i happen to absolutely love Avatar, just sadly havent seen every single one of the episodes because i dont have cable. i also am a Sokka fangirl because i like his funny lines. Amber is my BEST friend, along with Colleen. i am warning you, you better back off and back off real quick. if you get joy out of making people miserable, then i suggest that you get off of the crack real fast. so go jump in the river.

It only gets better when Ember90 retreats back to The Pit and posts her Swan Song. Edit: The Swan Song has been deleted.

11:07am: Screw you! Girl manlove lovers!
Ja das ist eine Schnitzelwank! My first wank report. Over on bad_rpers_suck someone, burinate_me, is sick and tired of all you lovers of fandom buttlove ruining her Final Fantasy online rping.

Especially The Ladies, because Female creative writing RPers are USELESS.

This one's hiding under a bridge and isn't HUGE but probably will be. Enjoy!

5:23pm: When Bloggers Attack!
Mark Sarvas is a lit blogger who has carried a significant -- and loud -- hate-on for "journalist, commentator and fiction writer" Steve Almond for the last few years.

A response from Almond, The Blogger Who Loathed Me, appeared in Salon today. The article (which is deeply funny and well worth reading) recounts Sarvas' behavior when he and Almond finally met face-to-face at a lit convention and offers stinging commentary on Sarvas' own writing.

Sarvas' initial response isn't particularly interesting (it reads much like the million and one "I'm so amused! Don't you see how hard I'm laughing?! You didn't affect me at all, and I can prove it if I JUST... KEEP... TALKING... ABOUT... HOW... HARD... I'M... LAUGHING!!!" responses we've seen from people who make FW), but things get better in the comments when people fail to support Sarvas as he thought they would and he pissily shuts off further comments with a rousing rendition of "The Lurkers Support Me in Email" (by five to one, no less!).

Don't miss Sarvas' photo, which holds high amusement value all on its own.

5:27pm: LOST Wank
Last's night episode of LOST introduced us to a few new characters.
( Spoilers, OMG, maybe? )

Small, contained, but enough on it's own.

ETA: edited because my HTML skills are weak.