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8:12am: You ALL knew this was coming, right?
George Takei -- you know, that guy who played Sulu on Star Trek? Gay. (Probably not anywhere near as gay as this or this, but gay nonetheless. By the way, both gay links are kinda worksafe, but they may make your eyes bleed pink and violet.)

Minor splooging starts over at the Trek BBS. Some trolling happens, some flaming happens, some bitching about moderators happens, "closet trekkies = closet gays," that kind of shit.

So far, it's only three pages, and completely without slash references of any kind (just wait), but it's entertaining. My favorite part was the speculating over who'll come out next. So far, the money seems to be on Garrett Wang and Michael Dorn.

5:25pm: VERY OLD Babysitters Club miniwank
One fine day on ff.net, an author named Oreo posts a rather spiteful parody of the Babysitters Club book series. She's quite blatant about wanting to piss off fans of the series with it.

The reviews. Plenty of "LOL SO FUNNY I H8 TEH BSC TOO UR SO RAD!!", some "wow, you're so evil lol". A few people raise eyebrows and go "well, this kinda sucked".

And then there was benbrattlover. At the time, she was a whiny and oversensitive person who left ff.net forever because everyone was so mean. She's back on ff.net now and hasn't mentioned anything about having left before because everyone was so mean, so maybe she's changed a little.

But anyway, she threw a TOTAL FIT in her review, basically giving Oreo what she wanted: Flames and tantrums. This same girl also had a tantrum over a Mary Anne/Claudia femslash fic, which, if I remember correctly, is where the "omg BSC saved me from suicide!!!" stuff originated. (The fic in question seems to have been removed. Damn.)

VERY tiny wank, but benbrattlover was quite whiny and Oreo quite spiteful, so I felt it was worth a mention in here. :P