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12:43pm: Combined HP/Mein Kampf Wank
Thanks to the anon: story645, on wank_report.

Tolerance.org posts an article that doesn't exactly claim HP is racist. But it does say this.

( Half-blood = Half-breed = Opression )

android on sciforums takes this as an invitation to start a thread named Harry Potter is a Racist.

( Does Harry Potter express raciest views? Of course. Should J.K. Rowling be frowned upon for this? I don't think so. She's British, she just can't help it. . . its bred into them. )

I'd like to sign off this selection of posts from the looney-bin by saying that the word 'half-breed' was originally coined to describe people of mixed Native and European descent. I am a bona-fide half-breed and on behalf of my people I extend the peace-pipe of forgiveness to the paleface Rowling provided she invite me to Scotland, all expenses paid.

NM

1:02pm: Bros before Hos, Cameron-style.
Over in house_md, someone posts a spoiler about an upcoming episode of House.

Cue the Cameron hate, followed by cries of "can't we all just get along?", "it's just fiction/she's not real", and "OMG your Cameron hate is repressing me OMG".

Which is then followed up by another post with more of the same...

The moral of this wank: Dun be h8in'.

4:02pm: Small wank, but the subject....
Okay. Let's see. New movies that are coming out. Jarhead. Oh, that'll cause wank, definitely--already has. And, uh, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire! That's already produced big buckets of wank (idiot director ruined Dumbledore's character, dammit)! There are tons of movies that are going to produce wank! What's a movie that one would NOT BE EXPECTING WANK FROM?

Chicken Little.

Yeah, I found a little teenie wank about the movie CHICKEN LITTLE. I'm not a fandom_wank vet....but...well, you read it.

( Fake? Sick? A turtle? What the hell IS this? )

Satire? Real? I DON'T KNOW. But...ENTER THE IDIOT.

( Speshul person )

As if dark-dune could let THAT go unanswered!

( I must protect the mentally handicapped! )

And it just goes downhill from there. Mini for now, but still.....dammit.

5:31pm: Someone called wank early, so I'll rise to the occasion.

Over on fanficrants, ladybirdsleeps decides to make a Johnny Paycheck reference.

( I DON'T NEED YOUR ROTTEN ADVICE! )

Responses vary, from wordpies to Furby overlords.

8:26pm: And they just keep going
Well, there they go again….

Over at Fanthropology the skolerz of phandum are at it again. This time one PurplePopple queries how one can teach 14 years olds to write OMG Teh Speshul Slash Pr0n. Obvious hand-brain disconnect there. Hand, meet Brain. Learn to work in tandem. It's good for everyone.


But too late since Skrike , seemingly a part of the Triple Sooper Sekret Anti-Fic Cabal jumps all over this one like a dog on a pork chop. The minions all chime in and it’s one grand Kumbayah of outrage . Small, tidy, neatly contained bit of outraged piety, until.

Everybody’s favorite writer Lee Goldberg ! Picks up the trail, thereby treating us to another bit’o’splooge and the renewal of what seems to be his very personal mano-a-mano vendetta-rama with one of the skolerz.

Sorry but this wank deserved to happen. Methinks Remedial STFU 101 is in order at the top of this wank chain. Please stop feeding the innocent plebes out there!

Update...Bahleetion

yadda yadda TL:DR ( here )


. Nicely spliced for your convenience..just the good bits...not the Strunk and White...