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11:06am: mini GAFF wank

Just a little thing, nothing for the record books. Over at GAFF where it seems that trolls like to use as as a preferred feeding ground, a troll posts, members respond. Some "feeding" the troll, others "feeding the thread" One member finally goes off on the others for doing so. Enjoy your in between meals wank snack.

(ETA: Hopefully to fill in all the canyon sized gaps)

1:21pm: Baby trollwank at sortinghat_rp.
Okay, so, http://www.livejournal.com/community/sortinghat_rp is a Harry Potter crossover RPG that I sometimes lurk at in order to make fun of it.

A troll (http://www.livejournal.com/users/pureblood_atobe/) makes a journal almost identical in terms of userinfo, ect., to one of the player character journals (http://www.livejournal.com/users/purebloodatobe/) and, I guess, attempts to impersonate that player/character. The troll then proceeds to spam various other journals with rap lyrics and pleas for sex.

When asked who s/h/it is by an irritated player, the oh-so-creative troll replies, "Butt Man." and is banninated.

ETA: The (I'm assuming) player of the trolled character comments on the situation.

6:02pm: Lunar Fandom Mini-Wank
A new person arrives at The Shrine to Ghaleon and begins to bash Ghaleon himself.

The denizens are not pleased and much geeky ranting and minor wankiness occurs--particularly "Ghaleon damned himself."

Don't hear much from the Lunar fans anymore since their BNFs took off and the games were just remade for handhelds...so...yeah.

8:06pm: Wank at GAFF? Say it Isn't So!
Ian Gainsborough for some reason thought it would be a good idea to write a fanfiction starring board members, without their permission. Also he self inserts himself in a very stuish way complete with fangirls and "boomsticks".

( Excerpts from the fanfiction: )

Follow GAFFers are not happy...

Congratulations. You've written your very own GAFF themed Marty-Stu.


Well, well, well. A Stu self-insert, standard fangirl-grade descriptions (Hair! Exact clothes! Eyes!), kinda implausible plot and a rather non-gripping read in general.
I find it very ironic that it's a GAFF homage ...

Especially the ones who were mentioned without permission.

Naturally Ian G. faces all of these criticisms in a true gentlemenly manner by the standrad angsty good-bye post.. This time for sure.


Alma Geddon chimes in with a smack-down of Ian's critics. No one really listens to hir though.

ETA:The Truth Comes Out. Who knows? Maybe he learned his lesson...

11:29pm: A Tiny Tidbit of Law and Order:SVU Wank

Over on </b></a>svucc  a L&O:SVU badfic comm, someone reviews a fic they believe sucks.

( The author calls for Mod Intervention! )
But wait, it’s not the author...it’s a Troll!

Hey, I’m NOT the troll.

We’re left with troll mystery, confused author, a little mud flung, and comm members collectively scratching their heads.

It’s a Wank nightcap.

ETA: one of the mods at SVUCC, speshulduck, sums it all up better than me.