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12:14pm: Wizzart Copyright Infringement Wank (HP)
Hey, guys! Remember Ginny Weasley/La Fee Mechante, heroine of several previous oddly centred lowercase wanks? She also draws and maintains Wizzart. Via wank_report, her adventures vs. maracela. wizzart links everything in this post.

Includes accusations of copyright infringement, negative references to H/Hr shippers, suggestions of suicide, art 'critiques', and minions galore. Everyone is wanky, some more than others.

8:34pm: Gaia Kills Santa, Parent Flips Out
A wee little wank, but something we haven't had in a while.

Gaia Online is a forum site with avatars you can dress up. It's rated PG-13. It hosts events (special occasions when users can gain special items for their avatars)every so often, especially around the holidays.

Gaia had a Halloween event that...didn't go over very well. So the admins updated the storyline, with Santa Clause accusing Jack (the Halloween spokesman) of encouraging people to be Greedy and Elitist. (As well as having a pants fetish, and not being able to count.) Jack shows up, punches Santa, and (supposedly) kills him.

Or at least leaves him really, really close to death.

A parent objects. People tell him to chill out.

So he posts it again, in a different forum.

ETA: The comic that scarred the CHILDRUN!

10:54pm: Fullmetal Alchemist AND Fanficrants: Two For One Special!
A whole bunch of this got deleted in the mid-afternoon, so I'm going to work off of what I have at hand.

hawkeye_chuui posts a topic in fanficrants going on and on about how Roy/Riza is the shit because it works, where as Roy/Hughes, Roy/Ed, and Ed/Al doesn't really work at all. The OP makes it clear that she doesn't want wank to set in, but by early afternoon, the wank sets in with a variety of cries from the fandom trying to justify what they ship.

The post is later edited to say that since the commenters didn't play nice and they suck at being mature (though most of the comments were mature in the first place), the comments were disabled, and the post was deleted.

It's over, right? Wrong.

( This is where it gets a bit long and complicated. )

To summarize, since this post turned out longer than I wanted it to be: Saying you don't mean to cause wank over such a wanky subject will not avoid the said wank. It'll happen anyway, especially if the subject fandom is Fullmetal Alchemist and it's OTPs.

(Also, please note that none of my opinions were included in this :P I'm just posting it.)