Mock. Mockmockmock. Mockity-mock-mock

9:26am: Keith Urban IZ NOT GAY!
Starletto posts about the rumor that Nicole Kidman and country singer Keith Urban are dating, and reports that she is unable to find a photo of Urban that does not look gay. Fairly obviously over-the-top and about teh_funneh, not about seriously examining and discussing Urban's sexuality.

At least one would think it was obvious, until the Urbanites show up and start squawking in the comments.

9:39am: Emerson the Mean Girl From Highschool
The now infamous Emerson Spartz of Mugglenet and Melissa Anelli of the Leaky Cauldron were at the NYC premiere of the Goblet of Fire movie. They did a podcast from there, hung out with Dan Radcliffe, and Emerson apparently called an H/Hr shipper delusional. I haven't listened to it, but the part with the shippers has been transcribed here by shallow_kid and some may find that wanky enough.

But to make things funner, phoenixwriter writes about how much she hated the podcast and others chime in/show up to tell her off.

Emerson is compared to those mean girls guys in high school, comments are made about how unmasculine his voice sounds, fans accuse each other of not having lives, and the whole delusional thing is hashed out. Again.

NM

ETA. For more premiere fallout, check out the Dan/Emma shippers at Danemma.

cheesecake_van: I swear if they don't start snogging and stop denying their relationship soon, I'm gonna go find them and lock them in a room together??? I dunno, but something...yea. Heck, why not, I'm going to england on friday.