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6:08am: Amendment #893: When Wanked, Attack The Wankas
UPDATED!!
InuGrrrl has posted a rebuttal author's note in TWO of her fics (One that was not even involved in the issue), demanding that her minions review (both here AND here)or else she will cease to update (the net should be so lucky...) among other amusing things. And if I hear the term 'My Lovlies' one more time, there WILL be murder. Naturally, her actions have prompted abundant ass kissing on the review boards. Also, Morbide Mind has managed to reconstruct some of the original replies to F_W that have since been deleted. ( Take a look... )

This is basically an extension of a recent wank, but it has blossomed into a whole new kind of wank!

After some friggin troll posted the link to the newest wank on both InuGrrrl’s staggering ego and the neurotic fans that ardently fight for her right to suck, the fanbrats declared war on Fandom_Wank. (Note: Granted, InuGrrrl and several drones already knew about the wank, but this post is apparently what kicked it off…)

Unfortunately, most of the bitching was deleted from the review boards, but fret not! It seems that their war has turned into an invasion. Since their effort on their own turf was deleted, they have conveniently come to us. I imagine that we should be expecting several more revelations from the masses over the next few days. And considering that we are all asshole children with identity crises and no lives, we should have plenty of time to point and laugh.

Oh, and for the record, none of us are fluent in Japanese, write stories of our own, have a right to critique others, and we all think we’re better than everyone else.

Okay, so that last part is valid, but we only think that because it’s true.

Any thoughts?

10:39am: It's all Ahiru's Fault! - That Civil War Icon is So Offensive
Our own ahiru made the very popular icon I'm using in response to a Harmonywank where someone claimed Harmonians were like black slaves.

light_music thinks the icon's evil and insensitive. So do a lot of other people. The thread's here.

I'm blaming this all on Rowling, though. Or maybe Robert E. Lee.

NM

12:09pm: Mod-Powers: New definition.
So. yaoi_daily is a LJ community designed to, as you might have guessed, post daily scans of yaoi, let it be screencaps from anime, manga raws, scanlations or doujinshi, both scanlated or in raw format.

It has some... special, mods, you could say, but of course, since it's a friendslocked community, most of the wank remains silent.

However, apparently, the Mods have a policy: Hear No Evil, Speak No Evil, See no Evil about Yaoi Daily... Or Your Arse Will Be Banninated. Happened here!

That's not it, of course. What's new?

trinityhelix and friends have a doujinshi circle that's in the Phillipines and asks if it would be allright to post some scans of their work. She is told that no because apparently, they're not Asian enough for yaoi_daily.

Wank ensues. And now the question of the million thousand yen: When will the YD Mods appear to banninate everyone?

3:53pm: Quick baseball wank before the Harmoanians get started and deluge us all, again some more.

While the redsox community is, in fact, for discussing the Boston Red Sox, the occasional post bashing the New York Yankees slips through, because hi, long-standing and vicious rivalry. jizzyjebus makes one such post (which will probably be deleted pretty quickly, as the mods are strict about off-topic posting) asking:

Will someone wear these? Ew. Tino Martinez pants if anyone wants to catch "suck".

Usually, this post would merely be mocked before deletion, as lame jokes and pointless spam are not well-tolerated by redsox members.

However, Yankees fan wyntergirl482 spotted it and pounced.

It's a small wank, but I am always entertained by rival fans wading into a team community, splooging everywhere, and expecting to be taken seriously.

Edited because, yup, deleted. I had a window open, though, so I've got at least part of it saved here.

10:27pm: the end of an era
Over on GAFF, tsuzukilove aka Ouchthathurt aka Millyfan sporks a fanfic.

The fanfic was written by lonesomepudding's aka Shadsie's fiance.

Shadsie, not surprisingly, rises to the bait.

tl;dr ensues.

I'm having a hard time calling this wanky so much as calling it sad.

Discuss.