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10:03pm: Slash wank at GAFF.
Crow T. R0bot decides to make wank, not love, in a thread entitled "Dawn of the Slash," as if all slash writers and  slash fics are zombies.

When there's no more room in Frisco, Teh GaY will walk the Earth...

Does anyone here have fandoms that are virtually *dominated* by slash? Almost to the point where you want to take the fandom and put it out of its misery?

One such section would be the South Park fandom on the Pit of Voles, thanks to the script ban, slash has proliferated expotentially while straight couples like Stan/Wendy (my favorite SP couple), and for that matter, any humor fics in the spirit of the show, withered and died. It's also happening on fosff.net as well now that most of the great authors have abandoned the site and let the slashers take over that place as well.

Who here has similar problems with this, or for that matter, other fandoms where het couples are nigh extinct?

Of course, raving het fans and assorted homophobes, including f_w's old friend chaltab, show up to join the bukkake storm.

And all I want to know is. . . what do you think about yaoi? ~_^

10:33pm: Fandom_Wank: Racist Motherfuckers.
This has been going for a while in clairvoyantwank, but I think angiej’s contribution finally pushes it into straight-out wank territory.

Light_music posts a poll in blackfolk, about the icon in this wank.

Things break down in this subthread; light_music mentions some of the things a racist troll did, commenting that, “if you'll look, not everyone disagreed with him and most barely challenged him.” (note: check it out for yourself. Though note that you won't find the racist icon she's complaining about, because narcissam bahleeted it. Because it was a racist icon.)

Meanwhile, things are still going strong in light_music’s LJ, where narcissam shows up to defend herself against some claims, and angiej shows up with a promise to wank.

And wank she does:

My verdict: Racist motherfuckers. And you wonder why a lot of black people hate your asses.

You want us to take the high road? You think we're sensitive? Fuck you... I WISH you would come to my neighborhood in Detroit and say this shit. I wish you would have posted that on blackfolk. Hell, I wish you would say that shit in a room full of my sorors. But "you ain't that stupid." (And BTW, I hope you know that we DO NOT GIVE A FUCK if you are from Another Oppressed Group. That shit has ZERO credibility. Do you hear me criticizing what ________s get to be offended by? Jump off a cliff, please.)

I saw that icon a long time ago. I shook my head, chalked it up as Yet Another Reason Why Overprivileged Emo Whitefolks Have Too Damn Much Time On Their Hands, and went on about my business.