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12:17am: Lost Stars and OhNoTheyDidnt
Apparently, Lost stars Michelle Rodriguez and Cynthia Watros were arrested for Driving Under the Influence.

Someone at ONTD posts an article that talks about it. Ana-Lucia haters come and rejoice, hoping that Michelle will be kicked off the show. Some say that it's just another reason to hate Ana-Lucia. lachica2000 comments how Michelle is a bad role model, and therefore should be fired. voodoo_in_tx responds for the people with more than two neurons firing that what she does in real life doesn't affect her character, and later on in that same thread, stellarstiles reminds the original thread poster that, by that logic, there would be about 10 people left in Hollywood.

Later on, voodoo_in_tx reminds everyone that Michelle wasn't the only one who got arrested, so if you're going to bash one, bash both of them.

Later, neverbe wishes that the the actresses had hit something, saying, "YET ANOTHER REASON WHY THE NEW CAST IS KILLING THIS SHOW. Too bad they didn't hit something... idiots."

You can find the entire thread here. It's already at 150 comments, so who knows?

A similar thread was posted in lost_tv with equally wanky comments, but it was deleted.

ETA: Apparently, if you like Ana-Lucia, you're a moron.

ETA: Apparently, Michelle actually could get kicked off the show. Also, here are their mugshots.

11:52pm: Questionable Content is a hipster/indie webcomic. (If you haven't read it in a while, I suggest you catch up now, to avoid spoilers.) One of the main characters, Marten, has long had a crush on the female protagonist, Faye, but she pretty much refuses to open up to anyone, and uses sarcasm as a defense mechanism. (No one will get that reference.) Several days ago, at Strip #500, she finally began opening up. In today's strip, she finally reveals why she's so screwed up; she walked in on her father killing himself.

The Forums: OMGWTFBBQ.

The forums' reaction is generally positive, people registering just to comment, the usual. But one guy mentions that the "BLAM!" used in the last panel may be a little cartoony.

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Und so weiter. The people criticising the "BLAM" get ranted at. Sideways makes me wince by using the word "chillax". The cartoonist responds. And, finally;

KimJongSick:If anybody makes a "boom headshot" joke I'm going to have to beat them senseless.

Please, no furbashing.