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12:53pm: Saving Katrina victims by replacing one Sailor Moon comic at a time!
In The Name of the Moon's webmistress would like you to help her recover from the devastation Hurricane Katrina caused her by donating money to replace her Sailor Moon collection.

Unfortunately, there is no comments regarding donating to her in the guest book. Unfortunately, she keeps deleting all negative guest book entries.

EDIT: To see the other lovely Sailor Moon wank that was posted here, please see this post (or just scroll down to the next post).

Edit #2: Fixed "mistress" to "webmistress". Ehehe.

Edit #3: To clairify the possible "she sounds like a teenager, is she a teenager?" questions (verbalized or thought), she claims to be 22.

Edit #4: The webmistress has decided to address the three deleted guestbook entries concerning her need of money to replace her lost Sailor Moon goods.

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Apparently her knowledge of the internet and its usages only extends to paypal and her website. Using the internet to download is far too complicated to understand.

Edit #5: In her newest update, the webmistress says the following: "Some are saying, can't you get them free on the internet? Well, I suppose I could.. but isn't that a bit illegal?"

Edit #6: It seems that the webmistress has recieved enough funds to reopen her website. Her paypal button is still up though so you can still help her buy back her DVDs! In return, she's going to "I plan on creating a ton of new animated gifs as well as redoing the images for the still waiting to be updated Great Endings section" with her new DVDs. The voice of reason guest book entry has been deleted or is the screened comment not viewable to the public.

3:00pm: The Apology Song
From a mousey over on wank_report. A few days stale, yet too hilarious to pass up:

mseverchanging, whom you may recall as kakyuu_kou, has decided to apologize for all her previous misdeeds! (I know she's been here before, but am unable to find the link(s) – anyone able to help a wanka out? Previous wanks featuring Ms. Everchanging may be found here, here, and (in the comments) here. Many thanks to mochibuni!)

Things get off to an awesome start within a few paragraphs, with the OP taking Godwin to new heights by comparing herself to . . . well, just read the sentence:

What in gods name can I even begin to say to you to make the things I've said and done in the past even look shy in comparison to Hitler and what he did to the Jewish community?

After providing her mea culpas to twenty people – with promises of more to come! – she opens up the floor to comments.

And oh, how the comments keep on coming.

There is also a graphic of a cat-tank, I'm not sure what to think of that.

As bonus wank, iamthecosplayer makes a post about the whole thing here, and a lot of "Plz be defriending me kthx" wankery spawns in the comments.

ETA: Oh noes!!! iamthecosplayer has been suspended.

ETA Strikes Back, courtesy sailorjpg: When avian_firefly refers to the OP's otherkin activities here, she is apparently referencing this weird shit. Not part of the wank at hand, per se, but too awesome to pass up.

Revenge of the ETA, again courtesy sailorjpg: Unscreen My Comments, Bitch, the smash hit Broadway musical. With complimentary screencaps!