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8:32pm: If you wank in the matrix do you wank here?
In a small, dark corner of the internet, the Matrix fandom is fapping away quite merrily. There are no words for some of the batshit. The Matrix Community calls itself the 'oldest and best' Matrix fansite on the intarwebs... but it also appears to be among the wankiest!

Recently there was a change of administration, and the new admin hasn’t gone down too well. The wank sprawls across a huge amount of forums and threads, but here for your pleasure are ( a few highlights )

I have a feeling this one isn’t over yet. ;)

11:46pm: Another day, another HP sploogefest.

Over at LJ, kate_mc sets up The Rant Room, which is really just another way of saying HP Christmas Wankfest. But what else could we expect, with an introduction that rallies the anti-R/Hr fans with such an enlightening look at R/Hr, as exemplified here:

4) You don't fall in love with strangers unless you're from India or something. Didn't it seem strange at all to anyone? It was like book 1: I don't know you, book 2: your Ron's sister, book 3: Ron's sister, book 4: I saw you at the Yule Ball with Neville, book 5: you started talking to me, book 6: BAM! I LOVE YOU! ...No offense but that's totally weird. (Don't worry, somebody actually called her on that.)


It's just an bottomless well of splooge, stupidity, and pitiful amusement after that.

Highlights include kate_mc banning anonymous comments after a mouse points out that JKR said it was R/HR in a linked interview. And another thread where kate_mc proves her complete inability to comprehend sarcasm.


( Some choice bits for those who don't want to read it all... )


I swear, I did not go into this fandom knowing it was this desperate for an e-lay.


Update: Deleted. But some of our members were nice enough to save a partial copy.


Also, kate_mc has also decided to close the Rant Room 4EVA, oh noes!!1one.