Mock. Mockmockmock. Mockity-mock-mock

4:58pm: David Letterman is a bad, bad man.
I suppose this falls into the Fannish Absurdities category, rather than strictly being wank. I posted earlier on fandom_lounge, but now that there's more information, I figured I'd post it here.

Further to my earlier post about David Letterman's mental harrassment of a Nevada woman and her restraining order, The Smoking Gun has posted a bunch of transcripts of her statement, indicating the sort of mental abuse that David Letterman subjected her to through code-words and "jestures" on his show.

Not only that, but David Letterman isn't the only one involved! Other villains include Regis Philbin and Kathy Lee Gifford. Fortunately, Kelsey Grammer is there to rescue her from the horrid David.

They are available here.

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5:55pm: Homophobia wank on ONTD
First time posting, long time reading...hope I do this right.

Over at OhNoTheyDidn't on LJ, someone posts pictures of an MTV Reality Star doing gay porn...the guy is apparently on a dating show (with girls) so everyone thinks this is funny. NOT SAFE FOR WORK

Except for this girl, who detects a whiff of homophobia.

Complete with a smackdown from a self proclaimed gay boi, and a bit of Snacky's Law.

Enjoy, and Merry Kringle!

7:13pm: Final Fantasy IV wank!
Over on GameFAQs, user Duthos is angry. The port of FFIV to the GBA was not up to his standards, and he feels the need to tell Square Enix and the GameFAQs boards all about it though a poorly captialized letter.

Of course there is wank, with everyone on both sides accusing each other of being fanboys and living in their mother's basements. Bonus! Ashley Winchester starts showing up at the end! (Though the rest is perfectly entertaining all on its own.)