Mock. Mockmockmock. Mockity-mock-mock

9:12am: Brokeback Mountain / Twinkledru wins at coming out
In which TwinkleDru is brave and Jack and Ennis are total pussies. (Oh! Did I say "pussies"? Whoops. I meant "cowards"!)

There are many, many choice pull-quotes from this wankery. But, really, it's the discussion of privilege (make sure you spell that right) that's my favorite part. Or the part about how (semi-recently) "coming out in a red state" is akin to what the boys of BBM went through. Oh! Oh! Or the part where she gets her ass handed to her about calling someone out on their spelling (she does tutor part-time, though. And points to her for apologizing!).

Good stuff here.

[ETA: Original wanky post deleted or flocked. Dang. Maybe the poster regretted submitting herself to the Wank Report?]

2:41pm: The only thing better than wanking sports fans is the wanking in the locker room...
So, there was a football game last night. A pretty big one, actually, if you're a fan of college football. UT beat USC in the Rose Bowl.

Longhorns and Trojans continue to duke it out online.

Stitch3424, in ncaafootball, posts some mildly amusing pics. This offends sarakat, a USC fan for 20+ years: "Posts like this are why I, for the most part, have been silent on this board."

Additional highlights:
Stop blaming the refs! They're people too!
Football is a mockery of the academic atmosphere.
School spirit = fascism.
You're just jealous of USC.

And my favorite: "And Trojans are so much cooler than longhorn cows. Cows are dumb. Yeah, yeah, they give us leather, steak, fertilizer, milk and milk related products, but Trojans give you pleasure." Someone's got thier priorities right.