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1:32pm: Personally I just had her down as a chav.....
A little Dr. Who wank for your Sunday morning, much thanks to a mousey over at wank_report.

Over at time_and_chips a Dr/Rose shipping comm on ElJay, in between the fics, wallpapers and OMGTHEYHELDHANDSSQUEEEE!!!! smeggys_world poses a question for her fic about what exactly is Rose's heritage.

ragdoll Wades in with a vast generalisation for an answer. But she is clearly a filthy, no nothing foreigner so this pisses people, and by people I mean uktechgirl, off.

*BOOM* You just know when someone starts a comment with the words "Not meaning to be an arsehole or anything" it's not going to be pretty.

After a bit of back and forth "my knowledge of England's genetic heritage is better than yours so nyaaah!" squabbling they both apologise for being wanky and simmer down once more.

Until shadowjewel and her superpowers of bloody awful spelling (anyone else stunned by the fact she can manage genes and misconceptions but messes up handfull and tiptow?) crash in for another crack.

9:17pm: Kids Next Door, Wankstations!
On the Kids Next Door Fanforum, there are a great many Roleplays going on at any time. Most of these consist of various fan characters Mary-Sueing it up, but generally since they stay on their board and people lurking for spoilers stay on ours, it's not a problem.

Until, you know, it is.

(Unfortunately with Proboards there's no way to link directly to posts, so we'll just take it page by page)

Wankers 1 and 2, Beckie and 154, seem to be having a merry old time... borderline cybering with what seem to be 12 year old characters. Whatever. The drama all starts on page 504 when wanker 3, Val, makes an appearence and lets her displeasure be known! Beckie and 154 seem intent on continuing to kiss each other while Val makes comments for the next page or two.

Val leaves, and they continue on their merry way, only to return on page 518 to insult their RP skillz OH NOEZ!

The real fun starts on the next page, however, when Val brings wanker 4, her friend Regan, to play. They troll, and the original wankers don't appreciate it.

This continues for several pages, and includes calling for reinforcements and godmodding on everyone's part!

The wank continues when Regan posts a recap of her own on her lj, bringing anonymous comments galore!

A little smallish, but pretty decent wank for this fandom. If only for the bad psuedo porn.