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2:28am: A bit of GAFF mini-wank over Tristan & Isolde
Doe starts a thread in Godawful Movies wondering whether Tristian and Isolde is going to suck, based purely on the music used during the preview.

Some people have better reactions than others, such as Mvctar Avrelivs's fit over replacing Wagner with Evanescence. Raven and Writing Desk gets historically philosophical by asking whether angsty pseudo-goth is better than anti-Semetic, long dead composers.

But that's not the real wank.

Anais idly relates a tale of high schoolers who had the gall not to be familiar with Romeo and Juliet.

Then the wank ensues. ( In this corner, plebians! )

2:56pm: Sorta like icon wank but not.
Small, but the panty bunching is kinda cute.

Fanartist vikingcarrot makes a post about a little fangirl stealing her userinfo (to me it looked like she only appropriated a not very original template, which is bit naughty, but not teh evol!111!!) and her friends make comments about creepy, stalker fangirls stealing identities. Fangirl apologizes, changes her info and defriends fanartist, but this is too wanky for vikingcarrot, "ETA: She's changed it, yay. Also defriended me, which does not surprise me in the least. God that was wanky." But, OH NOES, then the fangirl deletes her journal in order to steal a new identity. Or not.

(Fangirl under 18. Original report removed because it showed a screencap of her userinfo, which isn't allowed. But since the wank wasn't hers or in her personal journal it seems I can still post the wank. Y'all'll beat me if I've got that wrong, right?)

ETA: comments tell me that the wank has been bah-leeted, or locked, or swallowed. At least one comment also links to
"And that's all I have to say about it and I will post no more on the subject."