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10:24am: Small childfree wank at fanficrants
(Yes, I posted there, but I think my contribution is small enough for me to put this here as opposed to in i_wank.)

Over at fanficrants, someone does a nice small common sense rant about how the children of the Gundam boys (assuming they'll have any) won't automatically be OMGspeshul super soldiers. All is well in the world, until aibyouka7 enters the fray with the stunning blanket statement that "Strong women have no need for sprog."

People disagree; and aibyouka7 reacts with a polite, "Get over it, breeder." She also clarifies her previous statement by saying that "Well, if that's the case then I can safely say I was not saying strong women don't HAVE children. Anyone can have a kid. Sometimes otherwise smart people will make that mistake." (This is where I had to bite my tongue typing fingers as to not retort with, "Well, good for you that your parents made a mistake, then.")

Am I still a strong woman if I want to get pregnant just to get back at them? ;)

1:07pm: Highly Illegal
Edit: Tues 17th, OP now has his scan and is happy, however he bah-leeted the wanky commentage.
I scrounged around my cache and managed to salvage some dainty tid-bits.

Thankees to a mousie on wank_report.

A request on lj's Topmodel comm:
playboy article
we have all seen the pictures, but does anybody have the Adrianne's playboy article?

i want to read the juice on tyra!

if anybody has it, please post, and i will make an edit with it.


draws the ire of a Photgraphy Policeman

( Stop That, It's Illegal! )

6:07pm: Very bite-sized wank for a bite-sized fandom.
So, once upon a midnight dreary, Douglas Preston and Lincoln Child wrote a character by the name of Special Agent Pendergast into their series of thriller novels. And the fans looked upon this and saw that it was good.

Then they attached a messageboard to their website. An EZboard website no less. Hmm. And then the board grew and grew, so a fan with the username Dragonesse took on much of the moderating duty.

Then, about a week ago, without warning, she deleted a large number of the accounts and people were locked out of the boards. There was a fair amount of surprise and scratching of heads. But it turns out that the n00bs were starting to chafe. And the tally of members went from over a thousand to two hundred and forty.

But some aren't too sure about the rather extreme measure. Well-reasoned arguments, tl;dr, and mild hysteria result:

( Highlights )

And then, suddenly, the boards are back to normal and the mod has left a lovely passive-aggressive goodbye note. She later posts the following while drunk. EZboard censors the post, for added hilarity.

( Nobody appreciates my genius! )

Well, "@#%$" you too, then.