: Domlijah 2: American Idol Bugaloo
In honor of the new season of American Idol. This is a wank that I’ve been observing for quite some time, but at this point, it’s just gotten too funny to not share.
This past May on American Idol, the eventual winner Carrie Underwood got very emotional when fellow contestant Anthony Fedorov was voted off, crying and mouthing the words, “I love you.” Apparently, this angered Anthony’s girlfriend, Irina, and she quickly posted a tearful breakup letter on his fan club website, which she had helped run. The board broke out in a ginormous flamewar, with some fans yelling at Anthony for being a cheater and some yelling at Irina for putting her and Anthony’s bidness all over the internet.
It all culminated in one of the mods of his fansite posting a ranty goodbye post in which she called Anthony a “cheating, lying asshole” and altered her sig so that it would say the following in every post.
If a boy like Anthony Fedorov can have his trach hole penetrated by a lunging penis, why can't he win American Idol?
---Anthony Fedorov--- The real miracle isn't his voice...it's how such a large object can fit in such a tiny place.
When the dust settled, a lot of people decided that they really liked the idea of Carrie and Anthony as a couple and they started a thread on Idolforums to ship "Canthony" and make sparkly blends and badly photoshopped pics. That’s when the real crazy people showed up. Bringing conspiracy theories, PR expertise, magically talking jewelry, fake magazines, and flamewars.
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In honor of the new season of American Idol. This is a wank that I’ve been observing for quite some time, but at this point, it’s just gotten too funny to not share.
This past May on American Idol, the eventual winner Carrie Underwood got very emotional when fellow contestant Anthony Fedorov was voted off, crying and mouthing the words, “I love you.” Apparently, this angered Anthony’s girlfriend, Irina, and she quickly posted a tearful breakup letter on his fan club website, which she had helped run. The board broke out in a ginormous flamewar, with some fans yelling at Anthony for being a cheater and some yelling at Irina for putting her and Anthony’s bidness all over the internet.
It all culminated in one of the mods of his fansite posting a ranty goodbye post in which she called Anthony a “cheating, lying asshole” and altered her sig so that it would say the following in every post.
If a boy like Anthony Fedorov can have his trach hole penetrated by a lunging penis, why can't he win American Idol?
---Anthony Fedorov--- The real miracle isn't his voice...it's how such a large object can fit in such a tiny place.
When the dust settled, a lot of people decided that they really liked the idea of Carrie and Anthony as a couple and they started a thread on Idolforums to ship "Canthony" and make sparkly blends and badly photoshopped pics. That’s when the real crazy people showed up. Bringing conspiracy theories, PR expertise, magically talking jewelry, fake magazines, and flamewars.
( Read more... )