Mock. Mockmockmock. Mockity-mock-mock

9:45am: I pulled a Peter Pettigrew Pseuicide Wank!
limeybean(a blip on the radar in the Harry Potter fandom) passed away from Tuberculosis a few months ago. A lot of people in the fandom mourned her death.

Some people were suspicious.

Busted! Oopsie!


The dead has arisen! limeybean finally comes clean!
After realising the effect my bravery in my illness had on people, I then used it as a vehicle to try and get some of the idiot emo kids on LJ to buck up and realise they don't really have it all that bad. How much hope can you see reflected on the comments left on my entries, or in ones about me? So the lie was worth something, wasn't it? How bad is a lie if it helps?

( Full Confession here )

ETA: Locked! Screencaps of all 5 pages here: Page 1, Page 2, Page 3, Page 4, and Page 5.

First 2 and a half pages with comments extended here: Page 1, Page 2, Page 3



People are sick, disgusted, amused, and pissed.
I respect George Bush more than you. At least he's got some balls. Even if they are literal.

ljsecret(A popular community limeybean was the founder of) has made a tiny amendment and posted a response to the revelation.

Son of the ETA: And now she ded from bahleete. :(

It took Jesus 3 days to come back from the dead, let's see if Limey can beat his record. *waits* Didn't take long eh?

The ETA strikes back: Dramatic reading, the remix!


Thanks funkyhelix, temari, ari_, gabsy, llama_treats, and mousies for preserving the wank. F_W was a well oiled machine with this one.

5:01pm: An ode to my one true love: Harryandmione63; volume 16, part 3249
Damn, harryandmione63. Just damn.

( Read more... )

First off you say it's totally gay that people disagree with you. That's cool, that's fine, you say that as though it's now enticing to disagree with you, because if one of the perks I get is to be gay then fuck me down: that's a mighty fine offer.

But now Ron/Luna represents classism and 'raceism'?

Well, to your credit, you did spell racism correctly this time.

I love you, I really do. You're like this bountiful provider of wank, like mother nature and vaseline. You invite us all to frolick in your meadows of splooge and to walk among you in the serene fields of wadded tissues.

Can I keep you? For plz? I would feed you carrots and a fresh bowl of water every day and I would ensure that your cage is always lined with tissues clean hay. Of course, you might have to witness my partner abusing me, because I am a lowly R/Hr fan who cannot pick a good man if I tried, but I will try to be a good owner.



eta: Oh, and she would be totally forgetful if she didn't remind us of her new anti-FW community. And she did. Which is lucky, because I would have forgotten, because she hasn't linked it to a million different places yet.

(copied links courtesy of ashenmote