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5:06am: Prince of Tennis musical wank: with a taste of Godwin and pretty boys
From wank_report:

People on the tutixnagayan comm, a community for RPS between two Japanese stage actors who played in musical versions of Prince of Tennis and Bleach, got a little carried away, finding 'clues' about their relationship as seen at the Bleach musical, basically making things up. Hinoai, also a community member (see edit below), was also at the event and tells them half the stuff posted didnt happen at all--perhaps not the smartest move, but apparently the girl values truth over fangirling. Big mistake as all RPSers turn out rabid and ZOMGDONTUDARESAYTHEIRLOVEISNOTREAL!!111 Hinoai is attacked by at least 20 people, who tell her she's an elitist wh0r, a fandom nazi and should go commit suicide. Original post about this sadly deleted, but I actually felt sorry for hinoai as they were REALLY extraordinarily nasty - some of these people knew her well enough to get really personal.

Hinoai runs a community with picture scans of magazines and photosets featuring the actors. It's a closed community, though everyone can join freely, for a valid reason as can be read at the userinfo. She did however go and ban everyone who attacked her personally and told her to go commit suicide etc. Not that unfair--why share her scans and things with people who obviously prefer her dead? The banning spree apparently applied to the Bleach myu comm as well, and probably involved bystanders who just happen to be a member of tutixnagayan. cavechan felt she did no wrong and contacted hinoai, who said she "Even though... missed my post, you still wanted to congratulate for everyone coming together to bash me". She has since been reinstated as member of tenimyuenorondo.

koneko_desu, also banned, took all the pictures and posted them openly on her own journal. She called it 'retaliation'. Sane people got disgusted. koneko_desu went batshit.

( AM I PRAISING MYSELF? NO! )

Hinoai wrote a general response in her own journal, which also has a lot of the deleted comments from the original post.

Koneko_desu then made a post asking for everyone in the tenimyu community to tell her if she's ruining things for them. If she gets half the fandom to do so she'll delete and apologize. So basically? She's asking about 1000 people to comment on her journal. Attention whore much?

Edit: And behold, a new Bleach myu community created because "There comes a time in every young LJer's life when she feels she has to split off from those who've coddled her thus far and stake out a place of her own, a place to fangirl with others where she can mod herself." Honourable mention of F_W on its userinfo.

Prince of Edit: We welcome an anti-hinoai mouse and hinoai herself in this thread with some clarification from both sides. (Or is it grudgewank?)

King of Edit: Screencaps from another mouse! (not the original tutixnagayan post, but congratulatory posts among themselves) And kooriyoukai laments on fandom, love and RPS!

The Last Edit: Read page 2 of comments with more guest appearances from hinoai, kooriyoukai, the bleach_myu mod and lots of mice. We finally get the missing piece of the puzzle here: Backup of the original comments in TxN, where hinoai is... well, actually wanky. And see how my original post is full of plotholes!

11:27am: Con troubles?
It seems this year's Ushicon went horribly. I keep finding wank on both sides, in Marzgurl's LJ especially this thread, and this from one of the con heads. I can't quite figure out what's going on, other than it won't be held next year.

ETA: I think I might have figured it out. Partially, anyway. Marzgurl had problems getting her press pass, wasn't allowed to film in the dealer's room, and thought everything basically sucked, so she said so. Calls of entitlement whore by driftpeasant, and lots of wanking between them and other random friends, gonsai and gaara_shinobi. The other entry in the journal of snaketao seems to sum up as UshiCon goers suck, a lot, and people were arrested, and they're sick and tired of this, so they're not doing the con anymore.

( choice TL;DR comments, with bolding at the fun parts )
Katamari Edit-cy:( Cons aren't about having fun? )

1:14pm: Keep your Rupert Off My Danemma
The good ship Dan/Emma, which certain FW regulars want to rechristen 'Denema,' is having a bad time over at the LJ comm: Danemma. Sure they have their Dan/Emma menstruation fluff fic to enjoy, but Bravo Magazine has published a new interview with Emma Watson. Interview (translated from German) and Danemmic reactions here.

BRAVO : Emma you are the only girl in the "Harry Potter" trio. Do the boys behave themselves like earlier?

Emma : You mean other than the fact that Rupert looks at my chest? Laughs (Rupert blushes and looks embarrassed at the floor). Rupert, it was only a joke.

Two members of danemma are willing to believe that Emma let other males than Dan Radcliffe look at her chest. The others are up in arms over the insult to Emma's reputation. ( 'I really don't think Emma would say something like that to Rupert..I mean, do you? =\' )

Meanwhile, on the Dan/Emma thread on Portkey.

( 'Oh my Emma... she is such an angel.' )

7:15pm: Broadstreet Bullying
So this isn't OFF THE WANK CHARTS, but it's er, interesting/amusing. Mini-wank if you will.
Please be nice, first wank, all that good stuff.

Alright, so this wank comes from the world of Professional Hockey, if you can believe that. Philadelphia Flyers fans to be exact.

The Flyers were off to a great start, and have one of the best records in the entire league, but recently have been playing like they just don't care. The climax was a 6-0 manhandling by the Tampa Bay Lightning on Saturday.

Community fangirl mrs_gagne decides that all the boys need are sad face, some vittles, and a "GOOD JOB GUYS, YOU'LL GET 'EM NEXT TIME!"

Others disagree

Within all this, mrs_gagne suggests "This may be another difference between guys and girls in hockey....Guy are mean when the team loses...and girls are nice."

Cartards has had enough.

And so it all erupts. And gets sploogey. Also included within are:
mrs_gagne's crush on Simon Gagne is only to honor her dead mommy and "YOU GUYS ARE MEAN I'M LEAVING LJ!"